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A Hero's Journey: Checkmate

”Checkmate.” The Yellow Blumaroo picked up his black knight and placed it in the way of the white king, which had already been cornered by a black queen.

by precious_katuch14
Dungeons and Dimwits

Reena was a blur of brown and teal and dark, muddy red. She ran on all fours through a winding collection of twists and turns.

by kayixu
A Cheater's Redemption

Growls and snarls echoed through the darkness, occasionally punctuated by a howl.

by catchinglights
 
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"A Quick Breather" by black_skull725
“Our informants have spotted the Grey Painter and Vira just south of the Haunted Woods. We suspect they are making their way to Altador. You must intercept them at all costs! Please, be careful,” Queen Fyora said into a microphone while Dr. Landelbrot aimed a special camera at her. “That’s it, the end of the recording,” Dr. Landelbrot said. “Transmitting now…” The Faerie Queen sighed as she stepped out of the room and back into the council chamber. “How dare you accuse me of cursing your land?! You shut your mouth right now!” shouted an angry King Skarl. Queen Fyora glared at King Skarl and Lord Darigan. “Stop! The world is in crisis and all you can think about is a settled matter from years ago!” She shook her head in severe disappointment, calmly made her way to the balcony door, and floated outside, gently shutting the door behind her...




Other Stories


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ADVANCED NeoQuest!
Classroom 104-A sees its last class for the day file out casually. The students go about their business, as the professor for “Running an Ethical Business in Neopia Central” folds a notebook and follows the tail end of the crowd.

by homsar_eggplant

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A Cybunny's Guide to RPG
Good Games was a fun, independently owned shop managed by a kind-hearted Elderly Boy Tonu, nestled in the colourful arts district of Neopia Central.

by sleepiestkitty

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Five Adventure for Your Next Tabletop Game
Choose your own adventure!

by chasing_stars44

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Tales from my NeoDeck: Adventures in Card Collecting
Card collecting is fun!

by weakestlink33

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Too Hungry
We all get hungry!

by dihybrid

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Getting Started
My Kau trying to make a character.

by mousebroker



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