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	Trouble in Paradise: Chocolate Woes It's happened seven times already. by chasing_stars44
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 8 But, I mean, I've done everything right, I'm a real villain, what else is there to do? by june_scarlet
	Anniversary- Part 10 And Hanso takes the cake! He literally takes the cake... by caylista
	Symol Hole Trouble Maybe I didn't think that one all the way through... Also by sarah2396 by moonlitennight
	What If, The Wheel How would this game work then? Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie
	Time Will Tell Just a minute, give me a second chance. Also by minnesotan and wtmoof by msjanny
	A Faerie's Woes ...and now? Idea by sergente__hartmann by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Taming Melvin the Monster: Special Delivery Still nothing? Also by darkpinkrose. by bittersweet52
	Neopetism: What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him Uh, does he realize what he's eating? Art by: Airismile Idea by: Sasuke1322441 by sasuke1322441
	Neopian Times Tables Anybody? Please? Also by beanie_lova by fooshfuush
	Have A Grape Day Hey! What in the-- Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2 by meowbey
	Sweet (Sweet) Revenge Years later there's finally a new meaning to "Chocolate Lupe Treat". by bloctopi
	Who Knew Princesses Had Self Destruct? It's hard being mutant Also by xorag by somethingsosurreal
	The Smelly Truth Well, that stinks. by rikarie
	Obsidian Bay WHY?! Also by sophieauditore by iluminescent
	The Pros of Owning a Skeith or Grarrl You'll never have to worry about all that extra junk again. by supertualet
	Tourist Zafara: Rope Bridge I think it's raining tourists again... by virtualsketcher
	Eclectic Antics: Broken Vase Well, that escalated quickly. by amarettoball
	If Potions Could Talk... If only... by latizule
	Prequel: I Shall Call Him Mr. Feathers That was so fast! Also by krispykritter6 by dutchese159

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"Spacerocked! Exposed" by vanillafilth
Deep in the bowels of Kreludor incessant chattering permeated the air, radiating from a small nondescript building. Within said buildings walls was a cozy meeting room, plush seats lining the long ovular table, a small portable heater cranked up to a cozy medium despite the absence of any cold. The chatter came from a gathering of Grundos, each seated in one of the aforementioned chairs. Most of their shared words were nothing but small talk about the not-weather, while a few discussed the latest jet pack upgrade. All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate. “I’m sure the lot of you wonder why I’ve asked to meet with you,” he drawled, booming voice reverberating off the walls. One of the Grundos whimpered. “I’m aware of a game the lot of you play, one in which you slingshot rocks with the hope of taking down my spaceship.”

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Inside the Bottle
Aethia bounced around in her bottle, having been shrunk down to a little over the size of an apple. It was difficult to see out of the green tinted glass, but she watched her bottle being placed on a shelf next to bottles similar to hers. A small white sticker was then placed on the glass, over most of her field of vision. Aethia struggled to make out the letters – 100 neopoints.

by frenchleijon

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Don't Be Such a Baby!
As I watched my sister brush a stray strand of jade coloured fur away from her eyes, I wondered why she would have been abandoned. Prior to being Royal, she had been a simple Red Kacheek, but the nature of Royalty came to her with ease. She was kind and courteous, and nothing short of graceful.

by dayoflove

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
That joyous time of year when all little Neopians and Neopets start giving their thanks. And with that special time of gift giving, you know what that means… it’s time to start thinking about Christmas shopping!

Also by utchese159

by krispykritter6

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Neopet Analysis: Usul
Everything you'll need to know about your Neopet!

by ilovechocolate4321

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Eight
It was now incredibly late. Where most rescue missions would be aided by the cover of dark, these eight neopets felt a growing trepidation; they would soon be facing off against an organization that thrived under the cover of darkness. The young Desert Scarabs filed out into the snow, decked in winter gear loaned to them by the current captain of the operation. Their entire bodies shook with the force of the cold, unused to the Terror Mountain climate after a lifetime spent in the hot Lost Desert sun. But they must persevere.

by hybatsu

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The Silver Lining: Part Two
She stalked back and forth, wishing she could punch something. She had entered the Beauty Contest countless times. She had advertised as much as she could, she had talked with voters. And Thunder, who had never entered the Beauty Contest before in his life, who had never shown even the most basic interest in beauty or fashion, had beaten her.

by goodsigns

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