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Issue: 317 | 9th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #5, Finale) Owww..that's not good... Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Tigersquash faint Also by annatrianna by skullosaur
	Baniai Buds! 1.0 Frisbee Furrahgo and Karrygra are Baniai Buds! Also by lacreamosa by kitsunekomouri
	Doctor! Doctor! I need help! Also by torkie10 by kevinlin1216
	One Way to Taunt the Pant Devil The bearog is included for legal purposes. :0 (No, really!) by brittanyrc3
	NC Mall Useless? NC mall is not all that useless... by 5thrider
	Grey Days ?? by blinkin_sprog
	Salt the Slorg: Anger Management Why everyone is angry at Salt. by summerchristmas838
	Robo - Malfunction Sometimes it's tough having a Robot Neopet as your friend. by raichu288
	Missing? Who has taken the poor baby? by 220232
	Mystery Island Living True story. I mean, actually. I said that. by zestily
	Milk Money The Blood Donation Part II: Long awaited and just in time! by plumbus
	Spud Buds! episode 1 Where do potatoes go when they die? by mango_lovebird
	Tiny But Tough - Not Alone There When the words just slip out... by crazy_kathy
	Snit, a State of Agitated Irritation Nothing like some good old gum on your shoe. by touchedbyapenguin
	The Reason Zippo Isn't Musical Zippo is not musical. O_o by otulissa_noctowl
	No Apparent Significance That's surprising... by reikosay
	What The Heck? When Suskfeo meets others... he would stand his ground. by extorpid
	The Bright Side Dr. Death finally gets a long needed vacation. by pink_kitty16
	Wafflecone Comics How could you?! by nickulla
	Baby Adventures: Clothing Crisis Where's my scarf? by cinderkitty17
	Arachnophobia (n.) an irrational fear of spyders by laurie_pie468
	One Too Many Doughnuts Doughnutfruit, yay! by jacla120
	Secret Item! Hoo! hoo! by inushina
	Wisdumb from the General Speaker awkward... by mysticmannie
	Sugar Free Lolipop Why sugar free lolipops were never invented! by amyfaymoss
	The Tater Tot Ninjas Where did that crash come from? by pooglefairywww
	Zafara and Lupe Days Look behind you!!!! by moonkie_saphy
	Multi Media No.1 SPLAT!! ...oops. by u_uzzzzz
	Flying Food Yum! by pleastakemehomeagain
	Freak-out - The Burglar THUMP! by ichigostars
	Shoyru Adventures Keychains are the best, arent they? by lawrence_189
	The Captain's Last Lesson Erm... guys... I didn't mean me! Also by razieel by x_seabee_x
	Alter Ego Those are SO boring. by queen_starshine
	A Snowbunny Tale ...But it's "wearable!" by i_love_yellow_sporks
	Stuck in the Neopet House Halloween Leftovers by spotthechelsey
	The Hypno Goggles puts on hypno goggles Yoouuu will reeadd thiiis commiiicc... by fantasticdora

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Heroing How-To

While the Defenders of Neopia are unparalleled in their successes, it is not an easy job, and retirement often rolls around prematurely as superheroes find themselves incapable of putting up with the strenuous barrage of radioactive emissions, fireballs, electric shocks, and corny puns thrown at them by villains. The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero. The first step towards an illustrious position...

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Finding Phoenix
"Why am I a feeling Neo?" the Eyrie asked the Grundo behind the counter...

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Rise Above
"Mommy, those pets aren't wearing anything!" a small Kacheek piped, pointing at the crowd beneath the Money Tree...

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The Beginner's Guide To The Neopian Stock Market
As you keep going, you may notice some of your stocks start to rise. It's not only good that you are keeping an eye out for these kinds of things; this means you're getting closer to a sale!

by emilyvine

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Heroing How-To
The Defenders are always looking for brave new recruits to take on the mask and mantle of a hero.

by neesboy

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A Spy's Tale: New Life - Part Four
Lifting the bandage with her dark grey paw, Audri's mouth shot open when she saw that the wound was partially closed. She touched it gently with her finger; again, she saw her bracelet glow...

by allo_allo_numa

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What Am I?: Part Eight
Kelenria stared at him, stunned. She had known that Texra was discontent- no amount of blindness on her own part could have hidden that- but to take it this far?...

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