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Issue: 260 | 6th day of Collecting, Y8

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	Random Stories - Series 2 Issue 2 - What a lucky day... or not. by karatehuendchen
	Nonsense: A Sticky Situation Brought to you by Adee the Chia. by kai_pawz
	Bring the Neopoint-screen We made a million neopoints! by _ob1_kenobi_
	Colorful Snowflakes A Petpet For Each Of Us... by chibikatza
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Wack-A-Meepit" Drawn by tamia_silverwing by immortalmina
	Neopian Circumstances How do you get a boiled egg in Neopia? by nefily
	Kadoatie Pinata? What's that bat for?! Art by xxdemexx by amit_oryan
	Petpetpet Problems Always keep a close eye on your valuables, and petpetpets. by btcomsa12
	And You're Covered in Paint Because? The pant devil strikes again!! by zhou_ying
	Traversing The crazed adventures of wily neopets... by thunderwolfcrys
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia The different peas of Neopia. by goody2shoes153
	NPv2 - A "Stars" vanishes in a puff of purple smoke! by quigglennimmo
	Fables: Why Not to Criticize Some pets will never learn... by ann13131313131
	Unbelievable! "It looks like your Shoyru has a bad case of Neogitus." by maiinoki
	Eccentricity Dreams are so easily broken... by kyrinn
	Haumpuafu Ow! That hurt!! by puppyluverz
	Yup, It's Me! How sweet! by j_ja_l_2003
	Go Crazy Akshaaisha doesn't like names with long numbers at the end. o_O by paranoidkit
	Colorblind Does that mean you eat brains? by penguizon
	My Best Friend The Brain Tree Deep-rooted emotional insecurities. by johesable
	Some Kinda... What do I look like? Script by blazeinthedarkness by obviousfakename
	Brain-less Tree Rarrrghhhghg! I'm a giant Shoe!! by da_dude_with_shoez
	~National Twins Day~ Lalala, tum te dum... by pixiepuff
	The Problems With Dung What is the difference? Idea by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Floored Rorru! Rorru needs a break! Art by m3rcuri by autoc007
	Bubble Trouble! Dung is lyk... soooo kewl!!! Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	The Gno Brained Gnorbus Hmmm, how gnice! A comic about a gnorbu! by zippo92740
	DUH! Incorporated - Epic Proportions WHAM! by shadow_zapdos
	That Burning Question Neopia's greatest question will finally be answered... or not. by isabel2294
	The Long Awaited Altador Plot Prizes And we thought TNT was just waiting for The Cyodrake's Gaze to finish... by mcgirlcat
	Neopups You're too tall. by coshi_dragonite
	'Prints The newest victim... by sylpheryn
	Skunk Zafara YAHOO!!!!! I'm a skunk zafara now!!!!!!!! by sistersmazoky
	Ewwww. Should Have Jumped on a Different Petpet! Look before you leap. by monikat
	Aboard the Black Dubloon They say he can't swim... by ravenatore
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 1 Prepare to be vampire food, mortals! by ghostkomorichu

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"Why Not Spike?" by honshusan
At first, the prospect of getting a new Petpet was an excellent idea in Leven's mind. His old Petpet, a Pirate Faellie by the name of ScurvySpike, had never really liked him. And he was a great fan of Yooyuball, so a Yooyu would make a great Petpet. Yes, Leven had decided. Spike was out, and Yooyu was in. But the look on Spike's face as he was taken out the door of 494991 Bread Street...

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Linda and Tiburo
She kept smiling, every day, all the time. Not one Neopet had ever seen Linda stop smiling, actually...

by royal9603jem

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The Right Kind of Family
During the course of three days, my little sister, Kell, or Kelly to call her by her full name, had ripped the head off of my Jeran plushie, eaten my secret collection of chocolate Jerans, stolen all my Neopoints which I was saving up for more Jeran stuff and spent it on Usukis. Who wouldn't want revenge?

by _ducky_dude__

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Hidden Tower Items: Battledome Use Only?
The finest items in Neopia come at a hefty price (usually in the high thousands, low millions), which most Neopians can't afford. But are her items only for use against opponents in the Battledome, or do they have everyday purposes?

by wackedpoptart

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Are "Special" Items Really So Special?
First of all, they are apparently special enough to have their own category in your safety deposit box. However, they are not special enough to have any rhyme or reason to their organization.

by iluvclarkkent

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Xaraak: Part One
Orlando shrugged. "Maybe. You know, Kenji, that you and I have always wanted to be pirates. Well, now's our big chance. Kenji," he said stalwartly. "I'm going to sea!"

by oznozboopenheimer

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Sol Dreaming: Part Five
"You shouldn't talk to Aquamarine that way," Sunshine says with a very innocent look on her face. Her solemn expression would look adorable to anyone other than those in the room...

by 30pets

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