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Short Stories
 | Attic Antics: What’s Going On Up There?The dry twigs and dead leaves crunched underneath their feet as they made their way along the long, dark path between the Haunted Woods and the rebuilt city of Neovia.
by qeenoneo |  | The Tribulations of Major CrandallThe bespectacled Darigan Aisha clad in the purple and black livery of Lord Kass’ army scowled at the green Moehog in a worn brown robe before him. He crumpled a scroll bearing the seal of Darigan Citadel’s new ruler in his hand before slamming his fist against the wall, narrowly missing an ancient, cracked mirror.
by precious_katuch14 |  | Walls of GlassGlorini’s three-hundredth birthday gala was being held at Faerie Castle and Seshatia had prepared herself accordingly. It was easy to lose track of one’s exact age with faerie longevity, but three centuries was a significant milestone and a perfect excuse for a grand party.
by darkpixie28 |  | Courier CrisisArnie was a well-intentioned Blumaroo with a heart as big as his fist. He wanted people to like him. He wanted the other residents of Altador to welcome him the way he felt others were welcome.
by metakitsune |  | Those Aren't Pickles...As a naive and innocent Neopian, I embarked on a quest in search of answers... about a pickle jar? No, wait...
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What You Need for a Perfect Beach Day
Summer is here! The sun is shining, and the temperature is rising. You know what that means - it's time to go to the beach! However, in order to maximize your fun while playing in the sand and water, you need to make sure you have all the essentials. What are those exactly? That's what I'm here for! I've created a list of all the things you'll need to have the perfect beach day. Let’s dive in and get to it! You're going to need quite a few items for maximum fun, so plan to bring a tote. The Mynci Summer Beach Tote is perfect, as it comes equipped with the right pockets for your things. Everything fits in its place, and it's made with holes in the bottom of the bag to allow sand and water to run out! There's nothing worse than having last beach day's sand on your things when you show up for a new day of fun in the sun! The first item out of your tote should be your sunscreen. Getting sunburnt is the perfect way to ruin a beach trip. Had an awesome time but came home as red as a Christmas Wocky? No thank you! Illusens Sunscreen is sure to protect your skin, keeping it glowy and the color it's supposed to be, just like Illusen. She's beautiful - you can stay beautiful too! The sun is bright and powerful at the beach, so you need to protect those eyes. While there are many options for stylish sunglasses these days, it's always good to bust...
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What You Need for a Perfect Beach Day Summer is here! The sun is shining, and the temperature is rising. You know what that means - it's time to go to the beach! However, in order to maximize your fun while playing in the sand and water, you need to make sure you have all the essentials.
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Cedar Locke and the Missing Brooch The next day dawned bright and fresh. A clear sky and swift winds that billowed through the city. Cedar awoke to find himself slumped in a chair beside the embers of a long-dead fire.
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The Magical Triumvirate Deep beneath the ivy cloaked towers and golden-domed libraries of Brightvale, a city where scrolls of wisdom and whispers of power intertwine lay a secret.
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