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Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four

"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica."

by trishabeakens
TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Eleven

TIP ELEVEN: SCRAPPY'S THE GREATEST NEOPIAN EVER!

by downrightdude
The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Five

Wai Ren was obviously not supposed to be anywhere but the fortress, but thankfully the relic Kougra’s own colouring provided a convenient solution.

by cosmicfire918
The Found CIty:Part Three

This was a disaster.

by unfogging
The Witch's Cookbook:Part Two

“Hold this for a minute, would you?”

by brilliantgrey
 
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"Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four" by trishabeakens
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica." Nera, who was sitting on the floor with her hands over her ears, begged the shadow draik who she learned was named Dave Dave had played the instrument for what felt like hours. The more he played, the worse he seemed to get. Nera tried ignoring it, but after so long it had become annoying. Being rude to the guy was something Nera didn’t want to do, but again, the sound was incredibly annoying. She could only take so much at the moment. The Draik stopped, and smiled. "I’m only trying to make light of a dark situation." He laughed, slapping his knee at his small joke. Nera groaned, putting her arms over her knees and resting her head down. On top of being tortured by that awful noise, Nera still hadn’t found a way out of the dark and dusty dungeon. She never came down here so she didn’t know the room’s layout all that well. And..Rasputin most likely has taken over the kingdom by now. Nera worried for the kind residents of Altador, and for all of Neopia. The mutant ixi may just decide to conquer the entire world. And it was all her fault.




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