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	Defenders Good, Garoo Bad Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice... by nut862
	400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway... by crazy_4_sushi
	Celebrate the 400th with 400NC! How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times! by destinationxunknown
	Too Many Good Entries This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence. by teaspill
	Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default A petpage? What would anybody do with that? Quite a lot, as it turns out. by neesboy
	400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one. by twocents
	An Open Letter of Non-Praise The Neopian Times is in dire straits. by autotune
	The Neopian Times Phrases Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases. by ginny_invisible
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	Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of! Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia. by truely_hyper
	Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV! The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history. by daisygirl88_5

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Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?

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Shoes
I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.

by nativsis

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The Magician Cometh
'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?'

by d_morton

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Snowfall's Solstice: Part Five
Snow was still falling, attacking my window, as though mocking me. How does it feel to be safe and warm inside your room, Castella? Does hiding make you feel like a hero?

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Roomies 4: Part Eight
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by vanessa1357924680

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The Floating Islanders - NT 400!
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by yankeesrule244444456

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Team Squad Force: Food Fight!
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