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	TNT's Everlasting Pranks "WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight... by lavalampsnake99
	Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore A happy Chia is an undigested Chia! by carrotopian
	A Conundrumming Interview I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with... Also by xxxtattooxxx by lions_critters
	Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination? Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain... by temari_san_no_hoshi
	Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction? No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie? by qazx301
	The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered! When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers... by chlorinejunkie
	Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose? Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences... by kittygirl5170
	The Dirt on the Earth Faeries Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you. by pyrosquirrelx
	A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing... by brains03
	10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing Happy April Fool's Day! by donuts_254
	Faerie Wars: Tactics Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. by ladyariel32

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Former Chiavore Speaks

I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...

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Overanalyze
Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked...

by wildmage_of_galla

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When Empty Bags Attack
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Eight
Cypher groaned. "Does it say anything specific about Jhudora? I didn't think so! We have to find things exclusively about her, not faeries in general!" Suddenly, an idea struck Cypher...

by kemppotatoe

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The Shadows: Part Two
I racked my brain all of the way home. Trying to remember how I could have possibly ended up in the park with no memory of going there. Maybe I had sleepwalked...

by jelleyfrosting

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Spooky Crossover
"The Great Neogardener!"

by kai_pawz

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Dirt, or Paint?
Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^

by wirlhwind

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