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Petpet Customisation - Is it Possible?

Designing unique looks for your pets is one of the primary drawcards of Neopets. The Customisation and NC trading boards are among the most active out there, the Customisation Spotlights are very popular competitions and the NC Mall, primarily used for wearables, has been busier this year than at any time in recent history.

by dennykins
10 Ways to Enjoy Petpet Appreciation Day

In celebration of Petpet Appreciation Day, we've put together a list of things you can do to celebrate with your little friend, who is always with you at any time of the day. Collab with _luaxinha_

by dinha_reeves
Bring Your Own Petpet to Work Day

As a writer for the celebrity and pop culture section of The Neopian Times, I, Archibald Grimsley, was excited to hear that it was Bring Your Own Petpet to Work Day. Collab with littlebitdancer

by marinarasaucy
Treat your Rock Petpet to a Spa Day

Everyone loves their Rock right? What is not to adore about this lovely Petpet who loves basking in the sun and being mellow all day long. Collab with Nick_weaver1337

by tamimarieb
*Burp* Turmy's Ten Tastiest Petpets

As we only just met, I’d much prefer that you refer to me by my formal title, the King of Petpets. It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Collab with cartographist and oi_tio_to_na_globo

by tylerhuyser
How to Satisfy the Demands of Meepits

Meepits are fearsome creatures. They may seem like your average cute and cuddly Petpets, but looks can be deceiving. You don’t want to find out what they’re capable of, so it’s best to just give them what they want: fresh Juppie Juice!

by togepwi
Formation of the Pounded Pet Protection League

Many of us Neopian citizens admire the efforts of the PPL. However, we are concerned that not only Petpets need extra recognition, but also the less fortunate Neopets who have lost their owners and find themselves in the Pound.

by nordstjerna
12 Petpets That Deserve Your Appreciation

There are hundreds of Petpets in Neopia, and naturally, some are more popular than others. There’s no shortage of love for Faellies, Meepits, Onas, Kadoaties, and Snowbunnies. But what about the other 90%?

by spitfyre_momma
 
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"Florg and his Slorg" by ningkov1
“Feed Florg now! Give Florg Petpets. Arghhhh!” Florg wanted more food, but the annoying Grundo wouldn't give him any. “Florg, it's bedtime now, okay? Bedtime! See you tomorrow!” With those parting words the doors shut and Florg was left alone. Florg didn't like to sleep. When he slept, he always dreamed of a strange Yellow Chia. This Chia worked in the Space Station and lived with his Petpet Slimy, a usually large Slorg. Florg couldn't understand why he felt sad when he saw these dreams. He always woke up feeling like he had lost something, and he did not like that. So, he tried not to sleep as much as possible. This had disastrous consequences. He was always in a bad mood, he couldn't express himself or think clearly, and his body ached. He tried to soothe his pains with his favourite foods: delicious and juicy little Petpets. Hasee and Kadoatie were his favourites, and Slorgs were his absolute least! How strange that he would dream about owning a Slorg! He didn't even like being in the same room as Slorgs! Every time a Slorg was on his dinner menu, he made sure to throw at least one of his Grundo caretakers across the room. After another sleepless night it was time for his food; though his mood quickly soured even further after over 20 Petpets dropped to the floor during mealtime. He screamed at his caretakers and threw one poor Grundo out into space. He became even angrier after he saw the Grundo being promptly saved by his friends. He also couldn't stand the incessant beeping! There was always a beeping sound around the station, and silly little Grundos kept passing by at all hours. He hated how big their toes were!




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