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 | Lab PartnersThe woodland Uni merely shrugged in response. Her family moved Neohomes almost every year, so she found it difficult to make friends in her classes. While she sometimes wished she had someone to talk to, she found it easier to study and keep her grades up if she didn’t have other Neopets pestering her to hang out all the time.
by megan_a_56 |  | The Pirate King Files: A Defender's MissionA hand caught the Ogrin's arm and helped her stand. The Ogrin saw a Neopet she did not recognize standing beside her. The Neopet was a female pink Aisha, wearing a bright yellow and pink costume emblazoned with the symbol of a white lotus. The Aisha wore a yellow mask and had a pink capelet draped over her shoulders.
by ezel68 |  | When a Vacation Isn't a Choice"Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,
by guineagymnastics |  | Photography*snap* That was the sound that the striped Gelert's tourist camera makes when she elegantly took a photo. Charliemae...
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"When a Vacation Isn't a Choice" by guineagymnastics
"Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. Her hand instinctively shot up to adjust the mic, fiddling with it momentarily to try and catch the incoming signal. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,” Startled, the Halloween Draik looked up from her papers. Stationed in an observatory booth far above Virtupets’ Grundo Training Facility, she had been so caught up in her files that she had failed to notice there were no subjects waiting in the atrium below.
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 Celebrate Grundo Independence Day – IN STYLE!
Happy Grundo Independence Day! We once again commemorate the days when the Grundos are freed from the shackles of the dastardly nefarious Dr. Sloth. What better way to dress up your pets for the occasion? Below are seven among a few quick and easy to find fashion pieces that are must have in celebration for this event
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 Getting Bored? Six Fun Things To Try
With Neopets in its seventeeth year, I’ve seen many players complaining that they’re getting bored of the same old activities, and feel they have run out of things to do on the site. As someone who has been a member of Neopets for more than half my lifetime, I can say I definitely know this feeling! However I’m always trying to find fun new things to do to re-ignite my interest in the site. If you’re feeling the same, I’ve complied a list of a few things you can try!
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 Mother's Balloon: Part Twelve
Reyela ran into the wind, her bare feet sinking into the moist ground with every lunging step she took. She had left the Worthingtons' house in such a hurry that she had forgotten to put on her shoes. She supposed they would always have them now. They could keep them at their front door, and look at them from time to time in remembrance of the girl whom's heart they won, and then tore apart with their lies and hidden truths exposed.
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