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Pound Puns

You could say...

Also by twistedraja

by sophieauditore

Unfair Treatment

Why am I not the one....

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Aisha Eyes

See? Aren't they pretty?

by ghost0face
Poor Weewoos

Does this look like a good time to you?

by gleenut
With Friends Like This...

No more omelettes!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie

What did she do?!

by elementdragongirl
NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic

Okay, now that's really unfair...

by mbredboy31
Fishing Issues

And most importantly, where do they buy sandals?

by sophiaabic
Sunny Side Up

The culinary choices are so limited!

by amarettoball
The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement.

Who determines spectacular exactly?

by goldensif
The Techo Master's Secret

Eeee oooo

Also by yashasvika

by vanillerrybeitje

The Three Stages of Fear

Baby Pteri Eggs Edition...

by marcthegr8est1
Neoquest Logic

Optional?!

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed

Who can a Cybunny trust?

by angul888
Haunt

It begins.

by spunkydog34
The Kelp

The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Smack-A-Hmm

This is how bad I am at playing games...

by innosently
Hide and Seek

Let's try another game...

by supertualet
Strategy

Anything is possible.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Papa's Got Jokes

Dad puns are the best puns

Also by Kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Codestone Humor

I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day...

by dune
Envelope Please

Eliv Thade!

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Heard It All Before

Trust me, I've heard it all

Also by robotbo23

by wowlame

Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat

Your own personal swimming pool!

by yoshisislandbandit
Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings

I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs.

by june_scarlet
 
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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."




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Usuki Singing Stars #34: At the Money Tree
“Isn’t early-summer cleaning fun, girls??” Sparkles asked enthusiastically. The pink Bruce was sorting through a pile of sweaters, separating them into two categories: sweaters to keep and sweaters to donate. “How are you guys doing?”

by downrightdude

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The Spelling Test
t was one of those hot, lazy, summer days when all you want to do is lie on your back among the buttercups and listen to the springabees buzzing by. Being stuck in a classroom felt like being in prison, and I couldn’t wait for the afternoon to end.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Favorite Faerieland Foods
Yet as I have found, not all faerie foods are created equal. While it’s true that all of them are delicious in their own individual ways, some are certainly more delicious than others.

by auraphic

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Grooming: An In-Depth and Creative Guide
When it comes to grooming your Neopets, there can be much more to it than buying a 5NP comb and calling it a day. For some Neopians, grooming is an art form. We are passionate about caring for our pets, and we want you to be passionate, too! This guide to responsible, expert Neopet grooming will get you thinking like a true NeoCosmetologist.

by invader33

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Eight
Sunlight. Actual sunlight. It’s barely been an hour since Tor and Roberta last felt the sun shining down upon them — since they’d been in the thankfully still-freed city of Brightvale — but the clouds’ smothering pressure had already convinced them that they’d never feel warm again.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part Four
The coiling, curling wisps of emerald smoke that drifted from the windows of the silent, stone tower seemed to cast the structure in an eerie, green glow. Each slowly spiraled into the air, lazy and slow, before drifting like cloud, forming into the most horrible, nightmarish shapes, toying with the imagination as clouds observed on a summer’s day might.

by anjie



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