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Issue: 468 | 5th day of Storing, Y12

Comics

	The Off Season- Hero Gyro The Techo Super-Fan by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Caption Contest Oh, look! Idea by jiggers_81 by beanie_lova
	Random Oddness It would make more sense.... by mistyqee
	Speak no more: Eyeballs You don't hit a lady!! by laehlani
	Key Questing: Lesson 1 Key Quest can be hazardous to your health. by starlite1287
	Rich Slorg ...busy being rich. by mistfallen
	Justice Is Served It's my turn already?! by german_girl16
	Neonisms: Budget Paintbrush You get what you pay for...'SNOT fair! LOL by moonlightfear
	Usuls Plus One - Food.. Sort Of Allow me to define "food"... by maraqua_berry
	Literally my house Yup... It really looks like that. by pirate_cove
	Who Knew That Illusen actually likes yoyos. by naominzk
	Castle Nox - What the....? Seriously - where did it come from?! by erfurt_lauren
	Neopian House of Confliction Kacheeks are yummy. by lunarasammy
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Underwater Fishing Ohhhh, we all thought no harm could come from a little fishing... v__v by shamaela
	Commercials Who DOESN'T love the Usukiland Advert? by jecruby
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Babies. They don't work like that... or at all. by wallaroo42
	At the Beach It's sooo unfair. D: by amkb123s
	Stalled? Kuka? by flaricfury
	Giving Petrified a New Meaning Plots ftw! Also by kr_ena1337 by ruby_petal
	Just a Baby JubJub That baby JubJub is my hero! :) by zwackypoopz
	No Vacancy There's a reason the healing springs say "At your own risk". by tristasmith
	Faerieland Lighter than a feather. by sogochilli
	Earning a Hobby Where have you been? Idea by zonada by kawaii_neokitty2
	The Dark Side When bad gets worse. by vira8
	Battledome Woes The opponents are getting tough... by animerocks75
	Talk About Random At least the other wheels are working. by buizelmaniac
	Neopian Neophyte - DISAPPOINTED You literally could not be any more wrong. by leedom111
	Scribbled You know what they say about being in space... by imp_oster
	Light House Life I shall grant you a new ability... by louishooper
	Fighting Shadows No wonder it wasn't fighting back... Art by bluerang1 by livvy_granger
	UA: TO BAAAAAAATTLE!!!! Swords at ready! Also by water_park1993 by invalid_character
	The NC Faerie? Is the NC faerie a REAL faerie?! by djudju22_8
	Bragging Rights The speed stat is good for something. by spoofbuzz
	Sad Slorg :( by kitteh_love_forever
	Insert Title Here On second thought, keep them bottled. by z0v0z

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"A Fish Out of Water" by thediractor
It was so close that Hael would only have to swim for a few seconds to get to it. It was so tempting! There was a shining wooden handle sticking out of the sand. Hael was sure it was treasure. She looked back at Mayanie, absorbed in her work. The Ixi wouldn't notice if Hael went just a little farther than instructed, right? And she would go right back, too...

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My Visit To The NT Office!
Look out for those new Meepit cashiers...

by mikugumilove

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A Letter Too Late
For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant.

by barefootedcinderella

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Preparing a Pet for the Battledome
If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way.

by akitera

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A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III
Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help!

by parody_ham

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Hannah and the Kreludorian Tunnels: Part Three
Hannah couldn't see anything. Just a chair, silver against a black wall. She suddenly felt glad for the familiar brightness of the safety base. Only an Invisible Neopet could be happy there.

"Hello, Hannah," said the Invisible Neopet on the vid-screen.

by akhatib96

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Jake the Explorer and the Spear of Doom!: Part One
Please come to Mawri-Maakri and investigate. The whole of Mystery Island may be in danger!

by aisha_enchantress110

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