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Chocolate. What's so Special About it?

"Chocolate is central to Neopia, and not only on Valentine’s Day or the Chocolate Ball."

by _ahre_
Craziest Valentine's Day Guide: Top 15 Gifts in 2023

Dedicated to everyone who read through the whole entire guide.

by pixie_tea
Jhudora’s Guide to Valentine’s Gift Giving

"Valentine’s Day is a day to send your loved ones a message of appreciation, but why not also take the opportunity to send your past loves a message of, if not love, then of scorn and heartbreak?"

by iwonder
Spreading Love Across Neopia: Explaining the 5 Love Languages

Did you know there are believed to be 5 “languages” by which you may express and receive love? Collab with chasing_stars44

by rielcz
Top 10 Valentine's Day Items In Neopia

"Some people take this day very seriously and some don’t really care about it. Whatever your feelings may be, this is a great read about the different kinds of items that show this day for what it is!"

by smeehoo27126043
Five Clues about Illusen’s Mysterious Valentine

"It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s just one question on everyone’s mind: Who is Illusen’s Valentine?"

by smart100000
 
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"A Wraithy Valentine's Day..." by starofcolors
Cassandra the Wraith Uni didn’t really have any personal quarrels with most of the events which happened in Neopia every year. She would allow herself to enjoy the new year, even though she didn’t truly believe in destiny, fate, or in resolutions. She could bring herself to feel some bliss concerning the faerie and pet holidays because she would also get a day off when Uni Day came to pass. She even secretly loved part-taking in the Gadgadsbogen Festival because it presented an opportunity to drink a full cup of her favourite drink: a Sunset Gummy Slushie. Yes, Cassandra the Wraith Uni didn’t mind being a Neopian citizen during most days of the calendar… except for one single day: Valentine’s Day. In the days prior to February 14th, she told herself that she didn’t really mind that people thought of Wraith pets as very evil creatures. She told herself that love and friendship were most likely only for very special people, like Fyora the Faerie Queen, so there was no shame in feeling lonely at times.




Other Stories


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An Elderly Customer
It’s Valentine’s Day at the Snowdrift Café

by kadface

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The Lavender Room
"Every tourist spot has its well-kept secrets. Things the locals love, but somehow don’t make it into the tourist brochures..."

by stella_123_5

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Valentine Mystery Noir
"It’s a dark, rainy night in Lutari Island, the kind of night where I’m cold to the bone and there’s nothing that warms me..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"This week, Lilian and Werther trade the freezing temps of Terror Mountain for the frigidness of outer space..." Collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662

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Ultimo 00: Another Chance
Everyone deserves another chance, no matter what.

by shellshocks

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Discounted Valentines Chocolate
How delicious...

by yellowflower7



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