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How to Care for Your Petpet: Weewoos

Weewoo care may seem easy, but there quite a few things to consider when raising one.

by black_skull725
How to Be a Petpet Crusader: A Petpet Rescue Guide

Petpet Rescue is demystified in my step-by-step walkthrough - complete with 8 helpful tips!

by qelato
Waking up the Turmaculus

Really, do you blame the Turmaculus? I certainly don't. I feel very sad for him.

by horserider_x
Top 10 Petpets That Don't Need Protecting

In honour of Petpet Appreciation Day, I'm going to tell you all about 10 petpets that don't need any help from the PPL when it comes to keeping themselves safe because they're strong and tough enough to fend for themselves.

by mercy_angel
Why The South Pole Should Be Neopia's Next Land

Even the oldest of maps showed that at the south-most point of Neopia is a land of ice. Yet no explorer has journeyed to see what is hidden in this frigid world.

by a_greenparrot
Mirsha Grelinek: An Interview

The star captain of Team Shenkuu tells all about Altador Cup VII!

by dandelioncupcake
Why Yooyuball is Allowed by the PPL

A certified safe sport.

by emilyralphy
Top 10 Snacks for your Altador Cup Rally

Ten delicious snacks to serve you and your friends this season as you shoot for that All-Star trophy.

by seoulful
 
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The PPL On Yooyuball



Have you ever wondered why the PPL allows Yooyuball to be played? Sure, it's an important tradition, but why should anybody be allowed to hurl petpets around like that? Yooyuball might seem like a dangerous sport for Yooyus at a glance, but the PPL has made sure that it presents no problems for them whatsoever. Here are five of the most important aspects that the PPL has...



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Flowper
Amiaxa desperately wanted a petpet.

by chestnuttiger787

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It's Kind Of A Smelly Story
Balluna the Mutant Blumaroo and How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slorg

by flyingape

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Caylis's Necklace: Part Six
Reisna's maniacal laughter echoed from the throne room to the rooms nearby. It was clear to the palace guards that the Drenched had captured the king, but none of them dared try to stop them...

by saeryena

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Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Four
A ghost Zafara drifted through the wall at the sound of his voice.

"We have a visitor, Rasputin," Manzazuu announced.

"Thrilling," the Zafara said rather sadly.

by herdygerdy


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Gaming Gone Wrong: Snowball Fight
Looks like someone's not getting a quest...

Idea by mikh26

by leedom111


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PrePAWSterous!!
Appreciate them, but not too much....

by pau_meow



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