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How to Avoid Being Eaten

A guide to keeping your sweet "edible" pets safe and sound!

by kooky_user
Secrets of the Fountain Faerie Revealed!

A detailed look into what the Fountain Faerie does when she’s not handing out quests.

by rock_star_megs
Find Your Faerie Twin

Which famous faerie are you most like?

by pinkpaint
Celebrating Illusen Day The Earth Faerie Way

I am here to provide you with the best tips and tricks to celebrate Illusen Day in a very earth faerie fashion!

by sychologist
Famous Scorchios of Neopia

There are a lot of reasons to love Scorchios.

by monarch217
The Voice of Neopia: An Illusion of Illusen

We all love Illusen. But is she as wonderful as we think she is? Exclusive interview!

by cardsperson_ii
What to Do for Illusen on Illusen Day

It can be hard to make her happy. So what should you do on Illusen Day to make her happy? Well, I'll tell you.

by hannahcreep
Customising for Spring: Neopoint Edition

Spring is imminent. But are your Neopets dressed for the season?

by _neeny
The Daily Dare Conspiracy

One plucky journalist uncovers a conspiracy that will amaze you regarding AAA and our own beloved King Roo...

by aifricr
 
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"Welcome to Neopia" by aethelar
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact. It was a beautiful winter's morning, cold and crisp, and I wanted to go and explore this new land I'd found myself in. I wanted to go and play in the snow, or see the ancient ruins of Maraqua I'd heard so much about, or taste one...




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Welcome to Neopia
Maybe this was a mistake, I thought to myself. I was new to Neopia – only just finished filling in my account opening forms, in fact.

by aethelar

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Transmogrifiers
The Nimmo seized her arm and dragged her around the corner, into the petpet food aisle. His eyes flickered about warily. Then, pressing close to the shelves, he inched forward and peered into the Fresh Produce section.

by thorndove

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Order of Four: Part Eight
"Some absurd number of years ago the diamond was split and scattered throughout Neopia, and the Order of Four was created by a dark faerie in order to put it back together again..."

by jokerhahaazzz

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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Four
Hathim ran across the crests of the towering desert landscape, his hooves creating a broken trail across the dunes.

by macana

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In the Cat House
Oh, all right!

by arose_ii

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TWCC: Transformation Part 2
Did you do something with your... everything?

Co-written by deblob5521

by pikemaster1




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