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	Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the Best Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero. by adopt_neos_123
	The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"! What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy. by alexsmum
	Debunking Jelly World It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil? by sweedishdelights12
	How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect. by tweecle
	Interview - Sarah the Zafara Sarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a question? by sallyride206
	A Good Lookup A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup. by maivry
	Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art? What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered! by treenifer
	The Free Foods of Neopia Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something. by book_worm1217
	Invisible To A Blind Eye Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on. by boofy113
	The Science of NeoQuest Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great? by micrody

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"Golden Slumbers" by goldenlullaby
I was about to ask some questions of my own; but before I could even open my mouth to speak, she was going on about going to get her boss. I sighed. I just had to sit tight and wait, I assumed. Just as I began to doze off again, the door burst open. I jolted upright. I gasped as I saw a beautiful, brunette faerie follow the Usul nurse into my room. The Soup Faerie, I told myself, I remember her!

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Venuquin
There is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?

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How Boochi Came to Be
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One Last Song: Part Two
"Too steep... the snow's too deep... too loose..." Kaiya could be heard muttering to herself with each possible way they found down, but none seemed to be safe enough for anyone to pass...

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Everyone Has a Name: Part Three
"Oh." Suddenly Sruthair remembered the newbie pack. "Dump it out. Let's see what she gave us..."

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