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Mundane Mysteries 1
Detective Spot and the Eyrie Bradley discuss the unwritten laws of Neopian fashion.

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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys
There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward...

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The Curse of the Impatient Seamstress:Part Four
Jhudora slumped down on her couch. It was only noon, but she was already tired. Hissing at people and holding her hands in a threatening manner was tiring.

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Being Magma is a Superpower
"Being Magma is a superpower and we should have a celebratory day"

by shresthi

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