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Friday: 196 Dubloons Left

It was another gorgeous Friday morning in Warf Wharf and the one-legged shopkeeper of Krawk Island Nippers had just turned the welcome sign on...

by vanquishee
More Than a Chili Pepper

It's not easy being a chili pepper.

by unfogging
A New Start

Today is the day! I'm leaving for my new home in Altador.

by jeslin__62
Commodore Rigney Birkin and the Lava Tunnel Pirates

You have always considered yourself a traveller.

by pillsi
The Great Playpen Escape

Martha will stand this cruelty no longer...

by nikibogwater
Empire of Dirt

In all the days that led up to today's skirmish, the Duchess stood on this mountain of dirt, right up the hill path leading to the Tyrannian Plateau...

by psychedelicreature
The Great Pink War

"Pink? What a girly color!"

by dragonusagi
 
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Poetry Contest Advice



What I will give you are little tidbits I've picked up from both other people, and from entering well over 100 poems myself. Short, sweet, and to the point: Write what you like, rhyme, don't rhyme, read it out loud to make sure it sounds nice, and enter it! Read! To get ideas, simply read other people's poems...



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How You Accidentally Fell In Love With Your Pets!
I started to wonder if anyone started off with just 3 dream pets that ballooned into 16.

by indulgences

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A Little Friendly Poetry Contest Advice
What I will give you are little tidbits I've picked up from both other people, and from entering well over 100 poems myself.

by flufflepuff

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The Obsidian Sword: An Unusual Quest - Part Seven
"We were just traveling, and in need of shelter." I give him a minimal description of our journey. I don't want to give too much away...

by lizzy_beth_750551

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A Queen's Ascension: Part One
It was another gloriously scorching day in the Lost Desert, the temperature reaching almost record heights, and there wasn't a cloud in the beautiful blue sky...

by dudeiloled

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The Discovery of Jelly World
Oh my goodness.

by archfiendgenie

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Scorchy Slots: Part Two
He doesn't learn, does he?

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