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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?

If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. Collab with majeline

by surging
Science with the Seekers: A Sweet Discussion

Scholars from around Neopia discuss the science and history of Chocolate Petpets!

by parody_ham
A Chocolate Sloth Head Celebration

Dearest and most loyal SlothFan127 newsletter readers… it has been quite a while has it not? And while I could go into a long (and obviously fascinating) diatribe about my summer job and everything that that entailed… that is not why we are here today. Collab with mango_

by betti666
The Faeries Favourites: Chocolate Edition

Chocolate! With the arrival of The Month of Gathering, invitations to the exclusive Chocolate Ball start to get sent out, and Neopias gourmet connoisseurs will gather to marvel at this years chocolate creations.

by aleu1986
Affordable Gourmet: Chocolate Edition!

Dear Neopians, are we all excited to be part of what was once a very exclusive Gourmet Club? Collab with heart_stealer292a

by acherub
Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate Disasters

Chocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.

by sjdhsdius2
Chokatos: Neopia’s Chocolate Fruits

There’s nothing quite like a fresh Chokato. While every land has its culinary treasures, few Neopian foods inspire the same mix of delight, confusion, and obsession as the Chokato.

by justin_967
Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac

The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses.

by cyberzt
Gourmet Guide: Chocolate Ball Choices

This is Squire Sprinkle Spoon coming to you live the night before the sweetest event of the year: the Chocolate Ball! Whether you’re a Chocolate pet like me, or just have a sweet tooth looking for satisfaction, you absolutely don’t want to miss this scrumptious event.

by madidogs88
How to Have Your Chocolate and Faerie Festival Too!

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by bbydoll_
 
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"The Chocolate Thief" by _brainchild_
It was the 15th of the Month of Gathering, which was Walda the Baby Kacheek’s favourite holiday: the Chocolate Ball! Chocolate was her favourite food, which she had loved as long as she could remember. Her family, knowing how wild she could get after eating so much chocolate, had banned her from attending the event, but she had decided that no one would stop her. Thus, she set her alarm for 5 in the morning and snuck out of her house to be the first one to sample the delicious creations which would be on display. The Chocolate Ball was being held in Queen Fyora’s castle in Faerieland, so Walda arrived at the castle. Prancing past a sleeping guard, she could already smell the delicious chocolate in the building. Once she entered the ballroom, she was in absolute delight. On display were all different types of chocolate, enough to serve thousands of Neopians, and ready to be eaten! However, what drew her curiosity was a giant object covered by a cloth. She approached the object and unveiled it, revealing an enormous statue of Queen Fyora... made entirely of CHOCOLATE!




Other Stories


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The Giant Chocolate Negg
"It started as just another Tuesday in Neopia Central. Shopkeeper Neopets were arranging their wares, Baby Neopets were being fed their breakfasts, and at the Money Tree, a seemingly ordinary Chocolate Negg had been left by..."

by barrelchic22

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Two Queens and One Chocolate Factory Scandal
"A White Weewoo perched on the windowsill outside of Queen Fyora’s temporary office. In its beak was a golden envelope..." Collab with geo

by black_skull725

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The Adventures of Draikin and the Light Faerie
"It was a beautiful (if still grey) day in Meridell as Draikin, the Royal Ixi prince, sauntered through the forest, happily eating his doughnutfruit, and completely unaware of..."

by jennythegreat

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Ilere Finds a Baby
"Ilere supposed she could have just flown away..."

by cookybananas324

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Have a Chocolate Bath
All you can dip! Collab with justinballin

by nucular_dude

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What A Sweet Treat?
Collab with Morphousss and mrblobby1984

by devotedly



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