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 | Draik Expectations: Part One"Because," Pharazon stood up a little straighter and puffed out his chest, "today's the day I'm going to become a Brightvale scholar."
by cosmicfire918 |  | The Iced Curse: Part One"I live where it is really cold and snowy, I can barely go outside because the wind would knock me over." I neglected to mention that it was probably my fault there were constant storms going on.
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Headlines "I Hate (Love) You" by pochipeach I hate this uncomfortable, lumpy bed with the broken springs. I hate the lulling late afternoon when boredom is more contagious than neopox. And I especially hate that awful blue shag carpet that reminds of my own dull blue fur. "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed...
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Sunset Shopping She idly ruffled through her long hair with her fingers before yawning. "Hunter, do ya think we could actually, I dunno, do something this year?"
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School, Slippers and Spills The first thing I did at 5:45 AM was roll over in order to savagely encourage my alarm clock into silence. Whose idea was it anyway to start Neoschool at 8 AM sharp?
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Obelisk Boons: A Guide Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian.
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