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Issue: 301 | 20th day of Swimming, Y9

Comics

	Meh. I'm So Bored. No, really! I insist that you go first! by springflowers270
	It's Never Too Late to Quit Can I see? by captain_oxley
	Exciting Fishing! Warning: Fishing may be hazardous to your health! by silver_taurus
	Neopia Magnified: Sickness It has its advantages in Tyrannia... by coco_dog_92
	Something Has Happened! Amazing! by techocrazy03
	Define Idiocy Say when. by darkness1300
	Akhmin's Antics #3 - Crazy Golfing! There he is now. Also by cougars8888 by akhmin
	Oxymoronic Changes 2.0 Bored! by yellowflower7
	Change Seats? She asked too many questions... by redish_green
	Tiny But Tough Can I go berry picking? by crazy_kathy
	Double-edged Blade RAAAWRGH! by ssjelitegirl
	dysfunctional. Sloth made a funny. by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	Respect the Elderly Teaching manners through everyone's favourite game, NeoQuest! by ahchoo2000
	Yooyuball 2 Boom! by lacreamosa
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts Aw shucks. Also by pow3rful_destroy3r by x__broken_dreams
	Bad Stress Levels It's not like random is bad, but... by _youani_sesshoumaru
	Shoyrie and Jetsie: Cleaning Blues Then they took it too literally... by mark_yi2
	Zapped! Noooooooo... by bluefrog656
	Omg!! Shiny Object Shiny convinces Wudgie to spin the Wheel of Misfortune... by eatmoresushi
	Neo-Fizz What REALLY happens on Jubble Bubble... by spooky_cookie
	Gothic Tails - Precious Petpets... NEVER paint a petpet you have found in your room...! by sacred_darknezz
	Unknown Title: Warning Whoa... 0_o by pikemaster1
	Evil Feepit #18 Who needs a Neohome...? >.> <.< by fmoura_98
	Slorgarific Adventures: New Neighbours It's time for a change. <>Idea and words by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	The Uneventful Adventures of FRED & DEMITRI Maybe he is a little over-enthusiastic... nahh. by xtreamerider01
	Blah Blah - Altador Cup Madness Beating the Techo at his own game... goes too far. by highwind20
	Altador Cup - Choosing Teams is Difficult! Yay team! by cevierakasky
	The Power of the Altador Cup Oooh, shiny. by snicklefritz400
	Pick a Side It's your choice, really... by _vinegirl_
	Lost Integrity I guess it's a good thing that you can't switch teams this year... by _demon_master

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The Reckoning
"Meep! Meep meep meep! Meep meep! MEEEEEEP!" These stirring words roused the Meepits, as the Gangees flinched back...

by __beren__

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Chasing Clouds
They traveled across the Brightvale plains to the Haunted Woods. The Darigan Gelert's face betrayed none of his thoughts ...

by phsycoticdancer

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Becoming the Top Gun - Your Guide to Meridell
So, you want to be a top gunner in Meridell in the fight against the pirates of the sky? Then Skies Over Meridell is the game for you.

by aaron32110x

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Puzzling Piles
I just want to say that Piles of Soot (PoS) are unique, wonderful petpets that have their own distinct personalities. Don't think just because they've got no mouth or nose (or arms or legs or much anything else for that matter) that they're all the same.

by daymarket

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Waiting Out the Storm: Part Three
"There you go," she murmured pleasantly. "Just relax, and don't fight..." She barely finished her sentence when Stan awoke and began to struggle angrily...

by mew_mew_matrimony

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Dream Journal: Part Two
"That's great, Nelson, but I’ve really got to get back to work. Maybe I can wind down and talk to you about your dream later today," his mother said, knowing full well that she wouldn't have the time...

by springsteen0991

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