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Issue: 376 | 23rd day of Sleeping, Y11

Comics

	Fortunetelling I see... I see... by larkspurlane
	The Pound Isn't That Bad! Lisette finally found a pet after poundsurfing... by lisette_15
	When the Mad Scientist Meets a Famous Neopian Our scientist took a trip to Krawk island. And look who he found to fire the ray at... by mad_kitty12
	Unknown To Me! I'm exploring! by eloise146_leo
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Sunshine Hur hur... more like "Shun-shine" xD by pikemaster1
	PWNed by the lab #1 OMG SO EXCITING!!!! by empoleon07
	Lab Dilemma Is the Lab Ray really safe? by kayla_sirvi
	Can't Sleep Count babaas, dear. Also by konayukii by neocoladdict
	Just Sit The poor thing... by katopia12
	Sadness of a Pirate To all pirate pets that started to miss it... by blaumann
	The Gallion Ranch I knew I put them somewhere... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Chokato: Thanks! Did... Did he just say "THANKS"??? by p0king
	Snowflakes! Or should we say... Exploding Snowflakes! by wirlhwind
	Neopian Tragedies; VI It's all in the proteins, kids. by fjant
	'Tween Spaces No one listens when they say "do not try this at home." by faerienyx
	Ogrin Day Copycats Hmm... must have been one good sale. by stephanieabc119
	The Wishing Well: Part I No one ever comes out... by leetmango
	I Like Usuls 11 My feet aren't small! by janebellefontaine
	Doin' it Old School Style Poor Imez! At least now people will understand his dislike for the holidays! by abcdsnowfall
	Caution: May Bite flail by beastybas
	Floating On A Tin Can Maybe you think too much. by zojo_rocamadour
	JubJub Feet Have you ever noticed that converted JubJubs always have one foot raised? by michelle186464
	The Wishing Well I wish I can grow sronger... by icesneasel
	Snowmen Cool snowman! by ssjelitegirl
	Starry Stuff Wait... So why it's called the MONEY Tree?! by marilltachiquin
	Why Draiks Have Tails Episode 1 ding by ertegenaan
	Barrel of TNT A different kind of explosive. Script by jrtluver1994 by shukaku13
	*poof* The reason why Neopets don't write their own books. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Operation Feed a Turdle A big treat might help. by natasha_nguyen
	Yamisai 3 Dedicated to a friend who looked at a grubwich and said it looked tasty. by yoru_yamisai
	Semi Demi Silly #2 You can't have your neopoints and use them too. by sockychippycrowlet
	Honor Talk/Cry We Tyrannians fight only for Honor. by hensoyboi
	Neopian Life The disadvantages of antlers. by permewey
	Baby Curiosity! 2 Ever wonder why some baby Neopets have diapers? by charminglycharlie

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"Something Has Happened!" by neopian_writer100
That was how things came to Ray. On rare, rare occasions, a voice would boom: 'Something has happened!' and something- food, usually- would appear into the room. Sometimes it was basically useless, or Ray couldn't see what...

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A Beast of an Adventure
"You wouldn't want to hurt us, puddle paws. We know where a grand treasure is buried in these mountains..."

by dlandwehrs4816

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Something Has Happened!
His owner had waited another week. He could pound a neopet again, and knew- He knew- that it was his turn.

by neopian_writer100

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How to Keep Your Neopets Happy
Step one to your neopet's happiness would be...

by lefaii

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The Pant Devil: Malicious Fiend, or Helpful Friend?
What is the Pant Devil, exactly?

by bluefeatheredwings

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Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Plushie's Life For Me: Part Four
Vems was unfazed by that fact that I indeed was a plushie and retorted, "Of course! How else could he be stealin' all the booty and dubloons from e'eryone. It be the perfect, most deceiving disguise e'er!"

by pineapple_apple

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Smell the Scents: Part One
"But what's the point of a walk if you don't stop and smell things? Honestly, you make everything so boring, Max."

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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