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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.

"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717
 
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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?



If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. It doesn’t matter if you’re living in the depths of Maraqua or hiking the tundra atop Terror Mountain or even in between rebuilding at Dacardia, for chocolate is the great uniter of all. In the spirit of all things and colours chocolate – as well as all things fun – we have put together a little quiz to let you know what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be. Have you ever wondered this? If so, now is your chance to find out! If not, why not? Have you no whimsy? This quiz is simply based upon your birth month – scroll to find your month and you too can discover what kind of chocolate Petpet you would be! For it is written in the stars! Those sweet, delectable, creamy, smooth stars… The Month of Sleeping (January) You would be a Chocolate Turtmid! Turtmids are shy creatures known to retract into their pyramid when frightened. You often react similarly. You do not like confrontation and would rather hide than engage with any negativity or drama. Your kind and delicate heart is a precious gift that should continue to be protected from harm. The Month of Awakening (February) You would be a Chocolate Nebularis! These little guys are known for loving the cold and the dark, and quite often it looks like that outside this month. The chocolate version takes inspiration from chocolate covered strawberries which are very popular around the 14th.



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The Road to Chocolate World
"Basel was jumping out of her boots as the goateed Kiko unlocked the door to the Chocolate Factory. The Brown Zafara arrived two hours before opening..." Collab with 77thbigby

by baytotheay

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Brightvale's Greatest Chocolatier
"Brightvale University’s School of Sorcery had a hall devoted to students’ magic demonstrations, experiments, and most importantly, theses..."

by precious_katuch14

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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac
The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses.

by cyberzt

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Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate Disasters
Chocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.

by sjdhsdius2

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The Chocolate Ball's Best Part...
"...is being the winning art!" Collab with darkobsession

by light_magical

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Royal Pain: Chocolate!
How tasteful!

by winner19955



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