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	The Agony of Being Second Noooooo. Also by shennyyy by icygal2310
	Raising Intelligence is Hard No Meercas were pounded in the making of this comic. Also by blueberrymuffinpops. by scechoi
	Pea Like - Part 1 I did not think this through. Also by sanamm by meowbey
	Petpets With Identity Issues When your petpet start doubting his true species. by simbologies
	Grave Not-So-Dangerous Sometimes you have to wonder what's really going on down there... by x0x_gina_x0x
	Royal Pain SO MUCH PAIN by winner19955
	Chihiro versus Neopia #2 Can I have some? by notquitesanitary
	NeoPaper: Daily Logic Strikes Again I think somebody'd like a word with the webpage writers... by mbredboy31
	Spaceconked You have GOT to be kidding me... by general_grievious__
	Entropy Gotta learn to apply yourself in these situations by the_hoshi_pixi
	Aaaachoooo! Also by: Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	The REAL Cost of Avatars... Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars? Also by tcbesser by sn4zzeh
	Fly High: Altador Cup Who doesn't love the Altador Cup? by linkxzelda666tingle
	Just Jelni: Team Spirit Everyone's choosing their Altador Cup teams. by angul888
	'Tis the Season!! What a perfect time to welcome a new member to the family ;) by neon_leaf
	Pants Um, hello?! Just look at me! by cria_sherwood

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: In the Commentary Box

Hi there, and welcome to the eleventh incarnation of the Altador Cup! I’m Kuszemi, and I’m here today with Tobias Sigmir and Hovri Sweet, who will be walking us through the match. Despite the high emotions from all sides, the morning papers describe this as a friendly match. We'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in. Today the participating teams are Haunted Woods and Darigan Citadel. Say hello, boys!Tobias Sigmir: Hiya there! Hovri Sweet: Hi! Layton Vickles: What am I doing here? I need to get my teeth into some undead playerssss… Krell Vitor: Oi! Watch where you’re pointing those fangs, Canine!

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No Small Matter
Three steps into the belly of the beast, and already Yuzell was getting cold feet.

by drifbilim

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Pick Your Own: Experiences of an Explorer
I've always heard tales of the wonderful oasis known as the Meri Acres farm. My friends had told me about the wonderful adventures to be had. They told me about how they had wandered for hours, filling their baskets to the brim with the delicious fruits (but mainly berries) of their labor. I knew, however, that Meri Acres didn’t actually exist.

by auraphic

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21 Flavors of Neopia’s Grossest Ice Cream
Hence, after extensive and grueling research that included lots of sampling in many of Neopia’s finest shops, I discovered a bounty of exciting new flavors that will jump-start your taste buds, broaden your confectionery horizons and challenge your better judgment. Keep in mind that these suggestions are not recommended for the fainthearted.

by binky1260

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Cup Loyalty: Some Feelings About Switching Sides
What if that feeling is telling you to switch allegiances after years of dutiful rooting-on and color-coordinating? What then?

by bizniscorg

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Eight
As I continued to tell Kell what happened to Natia, Jane, and I last time, I looked around the veins in this cave. There was still no sign of our friends. Only rocks, stalagmites, and stalactites (not even the glowing ones that we saw earlier – just boring rocks). I gave a little sigh to myself. While I wasn't losing hope, I was getting a little frustrated.

by chasing_stars44

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Four
JayJay, Lili, and Yasmine arrived at the tavern to find it crowded with patrons. However, it was fairly easy to find Garin and the others, as they were the only pirates in the whole joint. The rest were just normal sailors, which wasn’t that surprising in this part of Neopia.

by teamchao466

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