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Breaking News: Part One

"Do you think you could set up another Expellibox conduit in Neopia Central?"

by herdygerdy
Stolen Spotlight: Part One

"Here's to the greatest thief of all time!" a voice called out from inside. "Please give it up for the one, the only, the fantastic Pant Devil!"

by wigglyfish
Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part One

At first, nobody noticed... except for Vonde Cayle, since he was the one who had to score with the cursed things. He was sure of it, the Mutant Yooyus were up to something.

by hellehond
 
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The Appeal of Mutations



If a Neopet with two eyes is considered cute, doesn't it seem fitting that a Neopet with three eyes would be even cuter? How about an extra tongue? Flesh that's been scrubbed SO thoroughly clean that it literally fell off the bone? Yes, there is nothing more aesthetically pleasing than Mutant Neopets. What's this? You don't find these wonderful creatures appealing? WHAT?! You believe they're REPULSIVE? Oh dear, it's clear that you've been mislead by the conformist Neopians that are determined to be stuck in the past. You know; red, blue, green and yellow? I have news for you, dear friend, we are now in the present...



Other Stories


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The Shape-Shifter's End
I staggered off the platform, avoiding the smoke trailing from the still-hot laser ray. I felt different now.

by purplepeggie

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Jayjay the Mutant Quiggle
"Hey, three eyes! You're ugly and you look like a monster!"

by calla25

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Not So Different After All: Mutant Equality!
For approximately a decade, Mutants have lived among us and worked hard to become respectable, responsible Neopets, despite their physical deformities.

by catastrofiend

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The Invisible Paint Brush - Why It's A Good Thing
The invisible brush is your saviour. Read on, naive, prejudiced, young Neopian.

by deeepbluesea

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The Floating Islanders - Mutants
New thumbnail!!! HOORAY!! And happy Mutant Day as well :D

by yankeesrule244444456

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Speak No More: Riches
Why don't people do this more often...?

by laehlani



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