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Circulation: 183,344,781

Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Beware, Mysterious Valentines! Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts... by aiyakhiori
	From Jhudora with Love What more would you expect? by invalid_character
	Don't Play With My Heart Can you fix it? by zelda2222
	Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day! When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened. by highlordofpenguins
	Finny's Corner Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it. by divisible_by_zero
	Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special A Mysterious Valentines Card! by accasperberry3
	Subnormal Ingenuity -flailflail- by dhej
	Idle Chatter I wouldn't ask, if I were you... by party_hobbit
	Almost Insane: Celebrate Birthdays With Caution Birthday Cakes + Birthday Candles = Total Makeover by vehement
	Define Idiocy Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra! by darkness1300
	Gelert Days Have you seen my pile of soot? by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries Have you ever wondered.... by gabeedragon
	A Really Secret Valentine Show you care... or at least try to. by peri0neo
	Von Roo Godori. Very, um, evil. by komodo_matta
	Jubble Bubble What Jubble Bubble can't do... by crazy_kathy
	The Neopian Life Neopian shoppers know no limits. by niumaten
	Common Mistakes Of course we'll play! by blublah81
	Fish Versus Fern Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies? by wirlhwind
	Who Says Lennies Can't Fly? Oh yeah? Concept by blacebrander by m3rcuri
	The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!? More than evil! Idea by tirrya by kazukazue
	Kougra Comix Guess again! by teenagerobotfan777
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VII Friend Bob Part II by khestrel
	Faellie Follies: Christmas? What is Fickle doing? by ewanspaz
	The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special! No! Not a hug! by 0omythical_dragono0
	Edible Pets Why doesn't the Giant Omelette give out Speckled Usuls? by likeomg
	Unhinged Make a wish! by sharkies
	Just Another Comic Get it away from me! I can't stand to look at it! by jamz76
	The Bunker The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about? by hubadawaha
	neopets: neoventures Why can't Chocolates be eaten? by guardianpinkneko
	Our 7: Heart Attack? Happy Valentines Day!! by flowerchick81
	Refugees Yuck! The Neopian Times is all pink and girly again. by ssjelitegirl
	The Callahan Files You don't need a single neopoint for a Grey Paint Brush. by caloriemuncher
	Nonsense: Valentines Day Urgh, Valentines Day.... by kai_pawz
	Kiko Katastrophe It was bad enough before... by unaagi
	Random Something - Valentines Special IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!! by silvermare200
	The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine Err... It's empty... by mean_to_u
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Happy Valentines Day! by starlet12
	Happy Valentine's No ribbon... Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: V-Day Happy Valentines Day! by 0x_freaky_x0
	Kryonus: Valentines Day Aww! by icesmith
	Sweet Valentine Thoughts I made you a muffin... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Neopups Shenkuu dinner. by coshi_dragonite

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Variety for Valentines

Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...

Other Stories

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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862

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A Clown For Valentine's
I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor...

by tazmanianunicorn

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Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties
Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2

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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'
Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Three
"Stacey, we really have to leave now. We have many things to do today," the Usul told the tour guides and smiled sweetly. The two brown Meercas stopped in their tracks. They turned around and their gleaming eyes focused right at Trina's sleepy face...

by ummagine3284

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Seven
"King Skarl doesn't show up until this afternoon," Rolan said. "And I don’t think we can do very much until he gets here. Once he does, Jeran, I need you to keep him busy – preferably with Father..."

by nimras23

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