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Sauna Day, Part 4

the sauna day continues

by ssjelitegirl
Stewing Sophie - Vol. 1

If you say so

Collab with kiwigoddesskimmie

by trubiekatie

Who am I, edition #5...

Edition 5 of the neopia quiz, can you guess who I am? Last comic by gleenut,the next editions will be by dark_angel72792

by gleenut
Chomby Crossing

This might be better suited for a caption contest...

by __adelaide__
Okay, Who Defaced The Sloth Picture?

Any Ideas?

by cool_zafara96
Family Legends

I did what I had to do..

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

Trouble in Paradise: Urban Legends

Writers are the true cryptids, clearly.

by chasing_stars44
What is Punchbag Bob's favorite drink?

Do tell

Idea by user: z0mg

by zysen

Your Burning Question About Faeries

oh you didn't know?

by terukiyo
Just Another Day

Woodland Unis have it rough

by miacirclegirl
The Return of Geli

The summer festival is for everyone, even koi!

by cyberpuppy33
A not-so-nice fortune

what a great fortune wow

by chasingshadow
 
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"A Faerie with Crystal Eyes" by downrightdude
Audriana gazed at the crystal ball, hands waving hesitantly over it. The Light Faerie gulped when, after a few seconds, the ball’s light dimmed before flickering away. “Well ...um….” Audriana coughed. “That was unfortunate.” Her client sighed. “You’re not as great as they claim,” the faerie Draik sniffed as she left the plum-coloured tent. Oh stars, not again! Audriana kicked the table. She had initially assumed her fortune-telling tent would be the talk of Faerie City, but she was starting to have doubts. For the past week, her tent had attracted many curious Neopians and a few snarky Faeries who loved nothing more than ‘raving’ about Audriana’s psychic abilities and how it was always so convenient whenever her supposedly-amazing powers would fail just as she was consulting them.




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Introduction to a Shiverling — Timmou's Spotlight
You probably don't know this. The vast majority of the Neopian population doesn't. Fret not if you don't know, for I am here to enlighten you. If you wish to grab a jacket first, allow me to pause and wait for you. For the temperature is about to go sub-zero.

by dewdropzz

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A Faerie with Crystal Eyes
Audriana gazed at the crystal ball, hands waving hesitantly over it. The Light Faerie gulped when, after a few seconds, the ball’s light dimmed before flickering away. “Well ...um….” Audriana coughed. “That was unfortunate.”

by downrightdude

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Legend of the Cyber Vampire
There is a legend that has been told all around Neopia, the legend of the Cyber Vampire.

Not many know of this being, but it's been said that he lurks deep in the cyber universe, watching over the Virtupets Space Station, awaiting the moment he can take control of it's technology.

He's thought to be nothing but a fantasy, a cruel story told to Neopets who stay on their devices all day long...But are they true?

by krabbox


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Making A Legend: Turning History Into Folklore
Neopia is a world filled with history and stories, new events constantly happening and changing what we knew. These events (many which go by the term “plots” if they’re particularly big in scope) are recorded into the archives of history and remade into legends for the common Neopia to easily remember and re-tell to future generations.

by pikachu315111

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A Story of the Haunted Woods
The Storyweaver stood outside the Haunted Woods. It had been a while since the Faerie Xweetok had been there. It had not been a good experience. But somewhere in those woods was someone who needed to be told a story, and it was her duty to be the storyteller who told it.

by june_scarlet

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The Book of the Twelve
Before Meridell, before Altador. Before any and all of modern Neopia, there was the Great Empire. Ruled by twelve ancient and powerful wizards, the like of which have not been seen since, they united Ancient Neopia under a single banner and ushered in generations of peace and prosperity. Their dazzling heights were only matched by their fateful end, for the Circle of Twelve were corrupted from within, and tore apart the civilisation they had formed to protect. From the ruins of this shattered world, King Altador emerged to found his new Empire. But the legends of the Great Empire still live on today.

by herdygerdy



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