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	Beach Ball Theft Well... What now? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery Dignity does not exist in this economy. by amarettoball
	Magma Contacts This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price... by madamidgaf
	Random Oddness It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side. by mistyqee
	Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest Noooo!Also by breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Galaxy Hair It doesn't fit. by ketchup547
	Awkward Bruce Run away! by capn_scrac
	Monochrome Madness Just started again and... by zaxamijo
	UC Troubles: Express Yourself! Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves... by praline01
	Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns. by badjadejuniper
	Coltzan Crisis That was... disappointing by contrastively
	Favorite Pastime I'm not sure that's how it works Also by likelife96 by twillieblossom
	Brainfreeze! Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze. by simbologies
	Monochrome Mixup I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening. by 0123kl
	Grey-t Day Thanks! by neopearly

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How To Be Miserable

The saddest day of the year is upon us, are you going to embrace the holiday or avoid it? The one day of the year where it is acceptable to walk around with a sad look on your face. The one day of the year where all Grey coloured pets feel like they are appreciated for once. You guessed it, today we are celebrating Grey Day! Some cheerful Neopians decide to avoid this holiday like NeoPox, because it simply just isn’t their aesthetic, however, some less eager Neopians like myself, love and embrace the tradition of Grey Day. If you are one of these people, here are some tips on how to truly be miserable this Grey Day.

Other Stories

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Water and Maractite
The pencil wobbled as he tried to form letters. The sketchy lines barely met the paper, and they were hardly even readable.

Vechia.

If you squinted your head and turned it the right way, it sort of looked like his name.

by jrayeb3

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Wildsong
Night in the Haunted Woods falls with swiftness upon its victims. It is not as many stories say—the forest is not rife with yowling spooks and ghoulish spectres at every turn. It is not a scaled-up version of a Neopia Central Neohome’s Halloween decorations, which brashly proclaim frightfulness in the most colourful of fashions.

by cosmicfire918

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The Truth Behind the April Fools’ Clubs
April Fools’ is a fun time on Neopets with pranks both small to elaborate being pulled throughout the day. This year was no different with the main prank being the “Neopian Net Worth Calculator”, a way to determine our “value” we can then potentially flaunt and, most importantly, join a club with.

by pikachu315111

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How to be a Grey-t Friend!
In honor of Grey Day, here’s a few special things you could do for the grey pet in your life to show them just how much you appreciate them!

by schadenfreudee

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Two
Tim gulped as he scrambled through the tunnels of Moltara on his way back to the surface. No wonder everyone was too frightened to talk about it. But what could one Yurble like Tim do against the might of the Sway?

by reiqua

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Lupe Pack Detectives - The Kidnapped JubJub: Part Four
Three days had passed since our first attempt in finding the kidnapped JubJubs miserably failed. We were starting to become restless due to the fact that we had a lack of clues, but I was not going to go back home to Neopia Central empty-handed and disappoint our clients.

by lupe_hunter_7

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