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 | Escape to Kreludor GuideEscape to Kreludor is the name of one of the many games available in the Games Room. You may not remember immediately if you ever played it or what kind of game it was – it's not as popular as Meerca Chase or Faerie Bubbles. I am here today to introduce you to this simple yet entertaining puzzle game.
by blue_star_51 |  | Meepit Juice Break: The Zen ExperienceYou may think it’s crazy to feed 3,500 Meepits for an avatar, and it absolutely is, but it’s a doable endeavor. If you hate playing Meepit Juice Break as much as I do but still want to add that avatar to your collection, then prepare for zen mode and take these tips with you.
by sasaki_kyomi |  | Seven Dastardly ScrollsThere are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…
by xiaolin10413 |  | Things We Wish Our Pets Wouldn’t SayI’m sure many Neopet owners would agree with me that some of the things our pets say can be grating after a while. Here are a few things that Neopets say that makes Angel and me want to pull our hair out Also by evilone712_27
by mercy_angel |  | Rhoasy’s Raddest Restaurants #1: The Soup KitchenIts time to put my thoughts to pen and paper and let you Neopians know the best- and worst- of the food all over the world of Neopia. Remember: I ate it so you didn't have to!
by tennesseethomas |  | A Guide To Usukicon: Ten Must Have Usukis!Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.
by salutation |  | Meridell or Brightvale?I’ve decided to teach Clopina and everyone reading at home about Brightvale and Meridell. Hopefully by the end, anyone considering moving to either land can gain knowledge before making any decisions.
by sassyxsandra |  | Top Six Looks for UsukiConSix dazzling Usuki-themed fashion ideas that will surely stand out! Also by deseila.
by sugarycupcakes |  | Fruits of Brightvalehis article will serve to highlight a few of Brightvale’s best berries, for the berry enthusiast, or for those who are interested in all things Brightvale.
by cheriipie |  | 10 Best Summer Drinks from the Coffee CaveFor all coffee and tea lovers!
by yashasvika |  | UsukiCon: A Guide to Neopia's Largest ConventionHere are some of my tips on how to get the most out of UsukiCon!
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Headlines "Neobumps" by sparkleeze "…I'm not kidding, it's ALIVE!!! It's... it's.....," Lizzy the Aisha was interrupted.
"... a vacuum cleaner." her older sister named Sparkle, popped her head out of the hallway, into the room. "Oh no! It's going to eat us!" the older Aisha sarcastically said.
"Ugh, get out of my room, this is for friends only!"
"Ok, ok, you can explain the rest of your STORY to your friend."
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"Look I don't care if you think this vacuum cleaner is alive, I promise you mom is not going to get rid of it." the Aisha walked out of the room.
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Fighting the Fuzzles "Attention! Fuzzles are currently attacking the recreation deck. Please move down to the hanger and take cover until further notice." Making sure the coast was clear, she quickly ran out of the Space Battledome arena and towards the stairs. There was a loud gurgling noise behind her. She spun around and saw a bright pink Fuzzle coming at her.
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Kursak Since an early age, he showed all those around him that he was not destined to be a farmer, much to his parents' delight. All his life he had been taught about honour and had learned that there was a profession in which Neopets could help others, defend them and fight for honour: Knighthood.
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Destiny: Part Three The wailing alarm made Elmist’s heart beat faster, if that was even possible. He thought his ribcage would break any time. Zaldron was so weak that she needed Drake to support her as they rushed down the stairs of the Brightvale castle. “Easy,” he soothed from the bottom of his heart. “I know you can do it.”
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