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	Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail It's funny because it's true. by chasing_stars44
	Scream & Shout He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line. Also by tizzlestix by msjanny
	Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space. by amarettoball
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5 Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it. by june_scarlet
	Kiss The Mortog So not worth it. Also by stephsie by tarake_7_7_7
	The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar Another 3 Kads Fed! by mustikeuh121
	Oopsy Daisy Watch where you pick! by kouger233
	Anniversary - Part 7 Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen. by caylista
	Unconverted Disadvantages That is SO embarassing Also by: mauvus by roxanna203
	Grooming Woes Grooming isn't easy. by cherokee165
	Strange Brew After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again! Story by ryac by cletta
	My New Morphing Potion Or is it ...? by navalgazer
	The Not So Scary Cybunny What in Neopia?! by liezelotte8
	Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations That's better. by cosmicfire918
	The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3 How?! by iciclefaerie05
	Results May Vary: Giant Squid Physics? HA! What are those? by return_of_itsy
	Ewww Garlic Eugh, that's not fair. by trilce
	Sweet Pea A vanity story by junkgirl
	The Truth About Mutants Well, that was not as planned. by goldensif
	Got Your Nose! Hey! blonde_and_lovin_it2 by meowbey
	Mistaken Intentions I gotta hurry! Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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"Pocket Change" by airickuh
Thanks for coming in to discuss this," Grimilix said to his employees, Castrix and Novix. "No problem, boss," Castrix replied. "You're in charge, after all." "That's true. Well, the Space Station management has given us a job, and I think you two would be well-equipped to handle it... and since you're the only pair of workers not busy this week, that works out nicely." Novix said, "Well, let's hear it." "They want to put a lever into the wall of the Supply Deck." "Okay..." Castrix was silent for a moment. "A lever for what?" "Well, it's a weird request. They say they want a mechanical hand to come out when someone pulls the lever, and take Neopoints from the person who pulled it." "Uh... what?" "Yeah, like I said, it's weird. A way to make some money, I guess... Though it seems more like something Dr. Sloth would do. Oh well, we just do what we're told, right?" "Right. Well, we'll find the supplies and get to work." "All right. Thanks, you two," Grimilix dismissed. Castrix and Novix made their way down to the Supply Deck, where they could find... supplies. (Funny how that works.)

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In Stitches
"Come on, now, Mr. Rotter. I'll never be able to sew your arm back on if you don't stop hiding in the cellar." The zombie peered up at the Plushie Gnorbu as he loomed over the cellar door and shuddered, inching further back into the shadows.

by cannizarro

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The Extravagance of Life
They spoke of Adrian's masterpiece, handcrafted by him and funded by the king: the Wheel of Extravagance. Created from exquisite gold and bronze, it was designed as a tourist attraction for the city. A Neopian could pay one hundred thousand Neopoints to spin the wheel, and depending on where it landed, they won a prize.

"And you made sure to make the right parts heavier?" Jazan questioned.

by xyimba

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A Newbie’s Guide for Owning and Restocking Your Shop
You just started your Neopets account and while lurking around the site you notice these amazing accounts, galleries, and collections. Your first thought is how do I get there? These are some tips I have learned to run a successful and profitable shop.

by shadowofasshai

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Only On Neopets!
Inspired, I thought it would be cool to collect a list of Neopian quirks that are unique to the players on this site and no other. Plus, I love having an excuse to talk on the Neoboards. It's my favorite form of entertainment on here! I headed to the Neoboards and asked the players: "What are your quirks on Neopets, quirks that are unique to this site?" I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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Adventures in the Catacombs: Part Two
Holly the Christmas Yooyu was standing in the foyer of the catacombs, high above Neovia. She had just waved goodbye to her friend, Ruaalia, and was about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime - venturing into the maze of tunnels below to seek out hidden treasure.

by alynda

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And Then There Was Silence: Part Four
Kanrik throws an empty bottle against the wall. It shatters into a rain of bluish glass that scatters across the ground. Finneus is afraid to look Kanrik in the face again. "What part of 'don't ever come back' do you not understand, Finneus?!"

by theschizophrenicpunk

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