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Unsung No More. Neopian Heroes Revealed!

After all, without them, where would we be today?

by jayo289
In Other News: News on Paper

I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.

by yippo_yippee
Solving Wheeler's Wild Ride

This is a guide to solving all nine levels of Wheeler's Wild Ride.

by fyora123123
Competing With Edna

So, you want to be a witch, eh? You wouldn't mind donning that pointy hat and tossing around a few magical words to turn Neopians into Mortogs?

by giggilogalmewmew
Top Ten Usukis In Neopia

Some are on this list because they're cheap, some because they're rare, and some because they just look cool.

by respect19
Applesick

Kyrii in particular have a profound weakness for apples.

by black_sunset01
Beyond the Brass

How about you set your little musician up with an instrument that's cooler than usual? Here are a few ideas to get you started.

by mheetu
How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite

Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire
What's Sought, What's Not!

An NC Mall Guide for today's popular items and yesterday's has-beens.

by destinationxunknown
How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things

Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane
 
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"Mirror, Mirror" by chirigami and grapesourhorse
It was remarkable in its beautiful, luminous simplicity. "Ah, yes," came a sudden voice from behind the pair, and Larissa turned to meet the eyes of a bespectacled, blue Lutari. "That dress seems to be the hot commodity of the season - it's faerie made, you know - it floated down straight from the clouds of Faerieland's Imperial Design Studio, brought in by Fyora's tailors themselves..."




Other Stories


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The Babysitter
"Snowdrop, please don't try to scare the babysitter off, or throw a mud balloon at her face."

by rexsunmar

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The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks
Hilly heaved a sigh, stood up and looked over the socks laid out on the floor.

There were no matches.

by mezvi_the_shnooky


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The Water Faerie Necklace: Part Three
"You cannot take it off?" the Tombola man echoed. He started to sweat a bit. "My my, that is strange."

by jbergz8495

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The One about Lightmites: Part Two
The servants could not be more inviting or benevolent in their acceptance of me. They speak not of my grandfather, 'tis true, but that is most understandable...

by jack_skelling10

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Wickedly Deranged: The Beginning
A deranged Baby Buzz and her Mutant Aisha counterpart... help me....

by hali12114721767

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Oh no you didn't!!!
I don't stop having bad luck!

by bi32758



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