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Colors, Colors, Everywhere

For as long as they could remember living with Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed since their first day of Neoschool...

by usadreamr93
A Yullie's Day Out

Janichen plopped a small, dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...

by evilhamster13
The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek

So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162
Wish for Authority

RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy
The Black Hole: Elon's Story

But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net...

by beastybas
Victory is Ours in the End

"At least this time it wasn't a total embarrassment..." Derlyn stated, sighing and sitting on the bench...

by bubbles_98003
Perplexed

Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs
The Fall of Jhudora

On this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary; nay, they looked quite mundane...

by hermione_granger591
Cannoneer and the Altador Cup

"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian
 
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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...




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The Many Dialects of the Neopian World
Many times you can use these select dialects and get yourself out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness.

by lostanddomlover911

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Hasee Bounce and Its Surprising Applications to Life
Here are the six life tips that I have learned over the years through playing Hasee Bounce that I think are the most important...

by zanybrainyno1

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Because of a Jawshell: Part Two
She pondered and looked in every direction, pushing away fronds of kelp and feeling the sand between her fingers...

by anna_invincible

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part One
A flash of light, and then the blade slowly creaked apart. Out of it leapt first a fire Draik, who immediately made for the door, pursued closely by an ice Draik...

by danama

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Usually Abnormal #2
Unreal Usul

by tristess

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Dangerously Insane
A creative take on making money...

by leah_51293



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