Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 256 | 8th day of Gathering, Y8

Comics

	Go Figure - Slorg Attack!! Run Spacey, RUN! by super_evee
	Dream On What do slorgs dream about? Art by tristess by autoc007
	No Game Here: Turmac Jam Tasty. Art by m3rcuri by hello5346
	The Ring of the Lost Yesterday, at the Battledome... Idea by cwog by kamikatze24
	Normalcy Nevermore: Playing With Fire Matches: Hours and hours of flammable fun! No refunds allowed, some intelligence required. by sarahleeadvent
	Kats Daze: Ideas Ever wonder where... by hanna_dc
	Tickled White Oh, the choices. by neoquestie
	Just Another Comic Oh puh-lease! by jamz76
	Unbelievable! Get a grip. by maiinoki
	Shouri and Friends The difference in their intelligence is great... by starrysky_136
	Hyper Drive Ever wonder where discarded items go? by jacfreec
	The Neo397s You should plan something. by isaiahdjkim
	Kiwi Sorbet Woes of a Gold Pet by pudidis
	Ohhh! So that's where they're from! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Flaming Zafara Jumping pets and no gravity? Hmmmm.... by tektikin
	Notions and Nonsense - The Best Things I'd hate to ask about the second best! Art by jerk_head by patjade
	Deja Vu C'mon... express your anger. by eilatan175
	Don't Blame ME Wanna be my Neofriend? by choclated
	Fluff And Stuff Make sure you have no loose threads before meeting a Wocky. by monkeysrcomintogetu
	Unconventional Neopia Welcome to Neopia Central! by shelleyruff
	Finny's Corner Those Commentator Action Figures know a lot of nifty details. by divisible_by_zero
	Mr B and Mee A Baby Beginning by bobblemaster
	Little Orby In the hills of Altador... by tashni
	Haumpuafu The Lava Ghoul flies down and... oh... by puppyluverz
	Wishing Well Please grant my wish. by sky_wonder
	Skydiving... Pirate Style The dangers of a flying ship... by d7r7e7a7m7s
	Z0MG! Misunderstood For breakfast we will be having you. Enjoy. by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Grackle VS Tchea The problem with Split pets by freewilly33
	Luxury Poorness Embrace your penniless self! by sleepysweeper
	Liff & Canf Fire pets... glowing pets... by emmacatty
	Why You Should Never Give a Dung Petpet a Bath You need a bath! by marshmallow_ghost
	Only in Neopia... You must be at least four inches tall, have blue fur, and sharp teeth to view this comic. Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	Full View Don't worry about it. by scar19
	Weewoo Madness I wonder how the Kadoaties choose their foods... Concept by xfzunx by neokid11115
	One Fish, Two Fish Heeey YOU!! by fish_puddle
	Random-ishness!!! AHAHAHA METEOR!! AHAHHA!! C: by evil_fire_neo_girl
	Getting Chef Bonju How to get that avvie. by luaugirl211
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "FANS" Drawn by spotthechelsey by immortalmina
	Werelupe's Howl Werelupes need sleep too. Also by firegirldesigns by amit_oryan
	At the Kadoatery The effects of coffee... by rose_of_eternity_69

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Slothproofing Your Life

We've all heard of Dr. Frank Sloth. He's done all manner of evil things, such as lighting robots on fire and chasing them, taking over the New Features, mutating our pets, and other various things. What if you could humiliate him in public? That would definitely be worth seeing. Of course, you could do other sneaky things to get rid of the green evildoer...

Other Stories

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New Adventure
This is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core...

by thedoombunny

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Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia
She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...

by happyorangehorse

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I'm a Little Teapot...
Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets.

by 8311050

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Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of Neopia
Caution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again.

by neoknuckles

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In the Nightmares: Part Five
Siena looked ahead to see something bright. She took a step closer, realizing that the glow was coming from a light faerie...

by lavendergoddess79

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They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part Three
After the squeaky snow boot incident, it was hard for Sam to go to school every day and have to face Miss Valstak again. But her owner still forced her to go to school...

by sytra

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