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Great Guild?

Although many guilds on the boards boast about their number of members and messages, what you get in a newbie package, or their exclusivity, these things alone do not make a guild great. I am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come...

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The Imperial Exam
"Spell..." The Kacheek narrowed his eyes as he peered through his tiny glasses. "... linguine." The Chia made a choking sound, but nodded...

by nativsis

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Squid Bait
Curiosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.

by brokensilent

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Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?
There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!

by tiger_lilly_girl

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15 Marvelous Ways to Eat Socks
Now, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...

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Define Idiocy
If only they were wearable.

by darkness1300

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Neopian Angst
Guest starring the cutest gallery keeper ever: Jerry!

by christian_in_black

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