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	Catching Up: Part One It was a fine day, crisp and cool as an autumn day should be, when the incoming class of Faerie Academy lined up alongside the practice field to wait for their instructor... by extreme_fj0rd
	Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part One A small pet's laughter could be heard from the snowy valley below. Bells jingled every time a shop door was opened or closed. The green, red, and white lights reflected off the perfect ocean and onto the ships that were docking. Such a lovely morning... so why was she troubled? by kemppotatoe

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The Handy Lawnmower

I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! As I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Functionality and of Lawnmowers, I feel that it is my duty...

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Fanmail for Jhudora
She shuddered at the thought of a Jhudora Appreciation Day. She didn’t want to be appreciated. She wanted to cause terror and panic...

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"Hi, Susie," whispered a familiar voice. Miriam was kneeling down on the carpet. Sitting next to her was a small Baby Acara, the one who, Susannah presumed, had just screamed...

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Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game Guide
I have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie.

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Monster Attacks And You
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The Happiest Quiggle
That about sums it up.

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Jelly Restrictions
Don't you DARE!

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