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The Adventures of Jake the Explorer!: Part One

I am Jake, Neopia's greatest explorer; a blue Kougra ready for the next lost temple, the next powerful talisman, the next forgotten tomb. And that next adventure starts here...

by aisha_enchantress110
Royally Educated: Part One

King Hagan looked at his daughter quizzically. Lira knew that her father would never be too tired for lessons...

by maltese51191
Pipes: Part One

The main pipe is flatter than the rest, and that's where I, and my mom, slept. It was guaranteed the safest one...

by wizsard
 
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Gnorbu Care



First of all, please note that Gnorbus do not have hooves. They have adorable, wittle stubby- Tlizl: Stop it! That's so... undignified! Fine. They are cute, though. Where were we... Ah, yes. The legs have only a short, soft layer of fur. Too short to comb; shampooing followed by brushing with a Blue Gnorbu Brush will do. Those legs may look a bit pudgy, but they harbor the huge muscles that allow Gnorbus to outrun predators easily. Be especially careful to brush where leg meets body under the stomach, as tangles have a tendency to develop...



Other Stories


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Warring with Sloth
I took one last look at my colorful Robot Xweetok casings in the mirror (through the visor, of course) and trotted downstairs to find Rainy rummaging for a coat in the closet.

by raining_shadow

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The Ex-Agent
He sighed as he remembered the last time he'd sat in a park. He'd been waiting for an associate to drop off a key which would allow him to unlock a safe...

by punctuation_ninja

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Celebrating Sloth Appreciation Day
Sloth is a very nice man. If you celebrate his holiday, he will spare you when picking who to vaporize...

by jeff1233219

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A Guide to Curing Your Winter Boredom
All my pets' newly unwrapped presents have lost their appeal and are put away and forgotten. The dreaded New Year boredom has finally set in.

by dulcatis

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Rigmarole
Wanna play some gormball?

by tahirah

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Made of Nitrogen: Stuck
Now you know why there're those Petpets on top of the Petpet shop...

by squeeful745



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