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The Lost Prophecy: Part One

A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky...

by cursedpens
Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One

"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97
 
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"Mind and Matter" by sporty2443
Jhudora grumbled to herself as she trudged through the thick underbrush of the forest surrounding Glory Hollow. Normally, she would be sending out some Neopet with too much time on his hands to gather her potion ingredients for her. All it required in exchange was a cheap magical trinket that she could proceed to convince him was an "artefact"...




Other Stories


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Dysfunctional Teamwork
"You're a Pteri!" I called back in exasperation. "How can you not like flying!?"

"Let me rephrase that. I don't like flying when there's no gravity."

by child_dragon


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Across the Game Board
What was done, was done. She just had to trust her instincts now, and believe in her skill.

by d_morton

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Six Reasons to Start a Kastraliss Fan Club
Brace yourself.

by flufflepuff

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An Interview with Balthazar
I was able to sit down with Balthazar to talk, but not without the price of three bottled faeries. They'll be fine, though... I think.

by xiaolin10413

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Faeries Are Evil
Grundos and faeries have joined forces, apparently.

by nikipinder

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Limitations
Use those muscles!

by msjanny



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