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The Play's the Thing: Part One

"Can't be doing with plays," Edna told them. "Too much fancy talking and not enough getting to the point. They take half an hour just to say hello."

by herdygerdy
A Very Hunter Christmas: Part One

"I can't believe this is going to be our first Christmas in the new house!" exclaimed Tsukasa, gliding around the living room dreamily...

by capricornhunter
Christmas of the Heart: Part One

Karen no longer knew what it was like to own a Neopet. She had nearly forgotten those days...

by puppy_girl252
 
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"Baby Space Fungus" by spiderxmonkey
"I read this book once—" I rolled my eyes at this and went back to work "—and this tiny piece of fungus attached itself to someone's shoe. And that person carried it back to Neopia. And it grew and grew to like this gigantic monster on Mystery Island, and they say that's why Geraptiku was deserted—and anyways, it almost took over the entire world. Just one piece. And look at all the fungi we're conveying!"




Other Stories


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The Waffle Truth
"Trevy, we need to move," Trish announced...

by crovv

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Adventure to Roo Island by Prof. Milton Clodbottle
Greetings, everyone, Prof. Milton Clodbottle speaking.

by chromatique

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A Guide To Neopian Longevity
No one can say for sure what the future will hold for Neopia (though I think we all can easily imagine what we would want it to be like!), but there is one constant that is inevitable: getting older.

by lancebismine

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Ten Wonderful Winter Outfits!
Neopets as well as their owners need to bundle up to keep warm in winter, but who says you can't look super cute while doing it?

by kaylaftw

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The Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3
It's not easy being a P3 in a Habitarium...

by alagfalaswen

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Affording Christmas: Part Three
We've sold everything but the kitchen sink!

Story by starluff

by yampuff




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