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Issue: 162 | 15th day of Collecting, Y6

Comics

	Totodum and Turtledee #3 I knew you could break him. by huggsy_666
	Why Me? CHIRP! by kittynekokitty
	Sparkles "Difference" by shiny_pl
	Complete Randomness I'm not that obsessed... by lilkittie080
	Slorgy_XD "Getting Slimed" by sukuyumaruchan
	Mental Alienation Poor Weewoo... by hyper_giggle_box
	Oh Sanity? Were Art Thou!? Where could it be!?? by flamechild82
	When Kadoaties Attack! Ready... GO! by destini118
	Where's the Good Stuff? What kind of Money Tree are you? by shadih_temporary
	Igloo Troubles After 3 bombs and 2 pianos... by sirendragonfire
	The Neopian Life It's kind early for Halloween...but oh well! by acara_lupe
	Pets These Days You're a genius! by cruzerchic123
	Chia Hunting ISN'T Easy! And you wonder why Durian is the king of fruits. by metalguilmon88
	Love'n the Lupes A new colour... by cannonsmbt
	Chokato Chatter Not again... by lilstar_07
	The Baby Paintbrush Is giving the best gift? by anja2006
	Family Jewelz #1 This is art? by julialin
	A Gruslen Bath It's bath time!! by _agile_cat
	Random Insanity Sloth has his ways of persuasion... by lunagirl52
	Splat-a-Sloth Practice Practice is important. by lamenesspersonified
	Sloth on the Rox Dr. Sloth embarks on a search for the missing R.C. by plushieowner
	Neopian Capers! Think your Neohome is safe?! Not even from your own pets... by dratinisdream
	Ice Cream Here we will find out if Sloth is as evil as we think... by kittiekatteluv
	Pint Sized: Not a Potato? Green potatoes? H4PPY BIRTHD4Y, 3M50HL! :D ~n00b by lachtaube
	Neohome Madness Trying to get avatar... by shellder120
	Tenshi and Zephyr "Cornered" by championferret
	Petpetsitter 101 #1 Seperate at all costs. by tambourine_chimp
	One Day @ the Laboratory Ready to become a princess? by seawitch
	Being Evil Isnt Easy I think you're missing one... by chibi_zoo
	Petpet Tails Eek! It's attacking me! by little_hamsters365
	Evil Muffin Ooo! Muffin! by saje1012
	Our Own Little World Have you ever found a toy or a broken toy? I wonder who breaks them? by narnia4rocks
	Scribbly Stuff How very... abstract. by draegoness
	Lunaticity #2 Not to be taken literally... by jerk_head
	The Kadoatery Those kadoaties are never happy... by mr_rubber_band
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Hazard Pay" by immortalmina
	Ironies of Neopia Look at what I got! by blubblub317
	Fiddlesticks! It that funny? by horsecrzy387
	My Life With a Teenage Noobie I'll save you... by rainbowface94
	Quiz & Artio Times sigh by krustykrinkledkrab
	Dangerously Insane Never ask old Chias for directions. by leah_51293
	Going Bananas Looks can be deceiving... by cassieleigh4242
	Something Has Happened Do you really want to know? by tdyans
	Stalag 13 You know, this place isn't too bad. by anikajinn
	Sasha's Sketches Errr, yeah... real cute... by washeh
	Goldy Situation YUM! by tbone22892
	Electrifying Stars "Playing With Fire" by sparky63428
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Halloween Special - Part One by kittylin

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"Family Bond" by mashimaro_angie923
"Let me get this straight," said Jessica, frowning. "Do you mean to say that Braveheart's been hanging out with this Roxanne?"

Other Stories

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Cheery Blossoms
Her beloved Lupe was to be sent off, to fight in the war that held an ever-present curse above Meridell. The war he was neutral in, for he was never one to fight. Why Talgo? The misgiving in her heart was too strong to be ignored.

by feather_in_a_pillow

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Needed Beginnings: Allegra and Brenner
No, Cap's problem was not in finding the capacity to care for so many pets; his once-broken heart seemed to expand more and more easily with each new one. His problem was, rather, how to take care of them all.

by tdyans

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How To Come Up With Original Topics To Write About
he following will give you a few tips for thinking creatively and will hopefully aid you in coming up with new and interesting ideas of your own.

by iamsoevil

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Petpets… Neopia's Greatest Threat
I have lived on Neopia for a long time and I have noticed something occurring more often, perhaps even gaining control of this humble little planet of Neopets, asparagus, and a Snowflake. That control seeking thing is… Petpets.

by hermione32606

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Unlikely Allies: Last a Thousand Years - Part One
"I don't think he -- quite likes the king," Jeran suggested, stopping in the middle for a wince. Walking was torture right now. The things he did for his king. "And I think the king feels the same way."

by schefflera

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Firejewel: Part One
Dayne shook the foreboding feeling she had just experienced in the Kyrii's vicinity, and moved along to the rack of necklaces that he had been inspecting. Almost immediately, one caught her eye.

by sara_mossflower

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