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"The Age of Reason" by rcr311
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...

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The Valentine Miracle
Every time she went to the gift shop, all the Valentines related items were all sold out...

by adprybylski

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Heroes and Stuff
Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!!

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Gee, Thanks
Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie

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The Anatomy of Random Events
A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06

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Define Idiocy
Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra!

by darkness1300

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Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day!
When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened.

by highlordofpenguins

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