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10 Things You Should Do Every Day!

"Stumped on what to do every day? There are many "daily" activities you can do each day on Neopets"

by bunisback
The Magic of Faeries

"It is likely you have encountered one of these pretty faeries on your Neopets journey..." Collab with lupekid_lover

by hottendott
Summer Fun Around Neopia

"Hello, all you wonderful Neopians! The weather has turned warm in Neopia, that must mean summer is here!"

by imbitter
How to Pretend to Be Sick

"We've all been there -- it's time to go to school or work, but you just don't want to...Well, here's one suggestion: pretend to be sick!"

by thedancing
How to Care for Swamp Gas Neopets - A Simple Guide

"Swamp Gas Neopets are notorious for their pungent odour. It’s the main reason why many Neopians tend to stay away from them."

by rurirawr
 
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"Where All Things Begin" by bymoonlit
The crisp morning glittered with shiny dew drops among the grassy mountain range. In the valley, there were several thousand flowers; growing in a colourful variety of pink, red, and blue, they all blended together to make a velvety array. To the west, the sea lapped the windy shore, where black grains of sand were littered with crystal-coloured glass beads. A small old grey cottage was nestled into the bluffs, which was abandoned and had been for quite some time. It was rare to see a ship pass by, but seldom as they do, ancient bloodlines of royalty, pirates, and fishermen could be spotted on the horizon. One day on a high mountain peak, a band of merchants set up a small camp. They built a coal fire which glowed red and sent a stream of silver smoke up into the dim twilight. On their travels, the merchants had collected many wares and had several carts filled to the brim with goods from all over the world. The carts were covered up with tarps for the night, to protect them while the traders slept. In the morning they hiked up their carts and continued on their journey to the markets. While passing through the flowering fields they managed to find themselves jostled in the thick foliage. Bumping along in the soft soil, one very sharp jolt sent a cart tumbling over. Many items fell into the flower beds, and almost everything was recovered.




Other Stories


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Call Me Serian
"The day I changed my name, I remember it well..."

by parody_ham

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Another Hero's Journey: Promises
"Reuben glanced out at the sea, which was lapping against the shore several feet away from him and leaving..."

by precious_katuch14

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The Missing Mask
"Toxi ran some errands around Neopia Central and continued to contemplate the mystery..."Collab with somerebelkid

by 77thbigby

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Mae's Mysteries: The Case of the Missing Necklace
"Mae didn't sleep well that night..."

by satintiger

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Blossoms~ Meeting Part 3
What would happen if Taelia did find out about our sentry work?

by twillieblossom

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Just in case
you'll need it

by salem_severn



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