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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through

Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz
Lab Ray Rewards

I’m here today to talk about the Lab Ray. No, not the evils of it, but the benefits of it over the Training School (specifically the one on Mystery Island).

by philodox
13 Ways to Tell if You Are An Unlucky Neopian

You see, you are one of the elite Neopians who happen to carry the unlucky gene around with them! That's right, you are no ordinary Neopian; no, you are an Unlucky Neopian!

by kurt_lives_on
An Open Letter From Fyora

Can faeries even get gray hairs? Aside from the Grey Faerie, of course...

by bobafeis
Advanced Gummy Dice

Learn about the point system and tips and tricks as well as how to score more advanced combos in Attack of the Gummy Dice!

by stacigh
How to Juice Those Meepits

Everyone needs to eat and drink, it's just a fact of life. But no, it's not just Neopets that need these basic necessities.

by rabbit_jade
Editorial Questions You Never Knew About

I happen to have recovered a list of some of the questions, complaints, and whining that DIDN'T get answered, which I've decided need to be revealed to the Neopian community...

by sunny_forever
Coffee Habits

Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin
Drop Site Acquired

Join the strong, the mighty, the mootix!!!

by spikecat244
 
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"Unforgotten" by czenko28
I made my way to the front door to go out into the streets to maybe find a more interesting story than what I could find at home. I could not imagine writing a story about my own family. The newest headline: "How Silver Couldn't Get an Interview." Like that would ever make it into the press. I opened my front door and started making my way out, but I bumped into something and fell..




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Unforgotten
By Silver

by czenko28

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He Plays Guitar
"Oh, this thing?" The Nimmo took the object off his back and held it in front of the Usul to see up close. "It's called a guitar..."

by lovetheyardstick

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Flame of Ice: The Story of a Warrior - Part Five
"It's worth a shot," she said. She reached over into Sam's pack and retrieved her coin, while Sam pulled his out of his pocket. Together, they put their coins in the holes. A bright light flashed, and when all of them opened their eyes...

by kaylamdal111112

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Legacy of the Lost: Part One
"We two, the last of the Gold and the last of the Darigan, are the only ones to know of this group of islands..."

by kimssuperanimals

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Slorgarific Adventures: Happy New Year!
Halloween was months ago!

Written by monkeybytes

by jellybeanott


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Random Something
You can always find new uses for things!

by silvermare200



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