Of all the history, culture, literature, folklore, legends and myths of Neopia, I have yet to see any tongue twisters that could knot the tongues of many a quick Neopet. So I said to myself, "You have nothing better to do; why not invent some?" Well, one thing led to another (four hours of being locked up in a bedroom with a "Keep Out" sign nailed...
Some Kind of Superstar: Part Nine That interview was a disaster. It's never going to be broadcast and if it was, it would completely cripple my career. Sean's right...
Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part Five "Hold your arm out more, boy. That sword's not going to do any damage if you refuse to hold it no more than an inch away from your body!"