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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Eight

I groaned. "Everyone still thinks that Jane, Natia, and I are thieves," I answered. "I'm going to talk to Queen Fyora to clear our names. I'm a little surprised she didn't do anything already."

by chasing_stars44
Duplicity: Part Twelve

Giles ran over to his freed father and jumped on him with open arms the moment he saw him. The small Xweetok smiled as Garrington weakly ruffled his mane. Dark circles surrounded the duke’s eyes. His wife, the duchess, pinched her nose and nodded along. “Yes, yes, we miss you very much. I think the dungeons have done a number on you.”

by likelife96
Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Four

Chloe followed Buzz out, putting her mask back on as a matter of habit. The courtyards were orderly, but they were plain, the flowers gone and only the bushes remaining. The signs of Elise's hard work, maintained by a gardener when they were in Neopia Central, were gone.

by kristykimmy
The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Two

I felt like I had been struck by a wall of bricks. Everything crumbled, and I plunged into a nightmare. I vaguely remember the teacher shrieking as a strong arm yanked me from the floor, his merciless glaze looking down on me.

by ummagine3284
 
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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo



Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.

 What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.



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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True
“Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.”

by incheesuswetrust

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Customization Diaries of the Gnorbu Obsessed #2
First things first, the basics. What are the basic items you think every neopian should have in their closet before they start customizing?

by 987654321_hj

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Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni
An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"

by puddydog

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Eclectic Antics: Neohomes
In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%!

by amarettoball

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Life As A Kad: The Struggles
Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep...

by anniversarium



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