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	The Game of Master Hog: Part Ten Jess stood and watched from the wharf, half-hoping one ship would suddenly unfurl the blackened sails of the infamous Revenge and put an end to her search... by d_morton
	Kings and Curses: Part Seven Jazan found that his fists were tightly clenched. Why couldn't the evil kings of Qasala stay dead? by saphira_27
	Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Eight "I thought it was Max at first. But then he smiled and I just knew it could not possibly be him. So I tried to fly away, but he raised that awful black staff – it was just the same as my Max's – and then I just froze in the air. I was helpless!" by rachelindea
	Tales from Neopia Central: Part Three Neopia Central had changed a lot – and far too quickly for Johnny Twobit. by herdygerdy
	Juggling Life: Part Three I glanced round at all the boxes that were piled up in the front room. I never realised how much stuff Mina and I had owned, before. by marmitejar
	The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Four Before midnight that night the whole pound was buzzing with unspoken energy. Almost every pet in the building was on board with the breakout... by supergirl1057
	Permanence: Part Two "Welcome to your new permanent home!" by angelpuss535
	My Name is Lavendrette: Part Two "Okay then," Nisceron mumbled. "We'll be back by six—keep an eye on Clari, please?" Then, with a burst of chilly air that froze Lavendrette's bones right down to the marrow, and the not so subtle slam of the wooden door, the two Neopets were gone. by i_love_my_kitty_4
	Hero of Shenkuu: Part Two Years and years passed. I spent the beginning of these years researching prophecies and records on Spotted Zafaras, and I sent out a group of trackers to find ones of proper age. None of the Zafaras they discovered were vicious enough to be the Chosen One from the prophecy... by encroached

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The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32

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Looney Lockewood
The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose...

by ihailin

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Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know
I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby

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Money Tree: Snipe Those Items
The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay

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The Nut Farm: At the Laboratory
Not every pet should worry about their looks...

by ramheart

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Flapjacks - Water Bottles
Lily has some great listening skills.

by geckobubbles

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