Interview with the Dark Faerie

by _enchanted_ and o0atomickitten0o

o0atomickitten0o: Good morning everyone, this is channel Neo 11! The weather is just right and everything is going great in Neopia! Today is "Special Interview Day!" Guess who we're interviewing today? I'll give you a hint, most people think she's really mean and grouchy. Yep, you were right! We're interviewing [drumroll please] (**drumrolls**) The "DARK Faerie"! (**boo, boo, boo**) Well, I think that's enough, let's go to _enchanted_ for the interview. _enchanted_, your on!

_enchanted_: Oh, yes... Hello Neopians, I hope you're doing fine. Guess what? Today is.... "Special Interview Day" and as you heard, we're interviewing The "DARK Faerie" (please don't dis her, she's very shy). Here she comes everyone, be prepared!

(**wind blows and everything falls**)

Dark Faerie: Ahh Hah! I see this is the... (**turns around and whispers "what is it called again?"**) Oh yeah, this is the "Special Interview Day" and you are?

E~_enchanted_: _enchanted_ ma'am

DF~Dark Faerie: OK, let's get the show going on. Chop Chop!

E: Yes, may I call--

DF: And if you're going to ask me if you can call me some nonsense name then that's fine! I love getting called different names. It's funny how they make up nonsense and I always hear the same name. Come on small little Neopian, move it on!

E: #1. How is it like to be a Faerie, especially (no offense) an evil one? And by the way I'm not a small little Neopian for your information.

DF: No offense taken, wow, like that is a such hard question.. NOT! Mwuahaha, sorry, I laugh too much. OK, being a Faerie is great, sometimes.... But the boring Faerie Queen gives me not so fun chores as you Neopians call it...

E: Can you give an example of a chore you have to do most of the time and please be specific.

DF: Umm.... When she sends me to call the Faeries for Faerie dinner time which in my opinion is really stupid and if they don't come, I have to find them. :p

E: Cool, #2. What is your main job as an evil Faerie. Once again, no offense:

DF: My main job is well actually I have a couple but none are really main. Can I just list them?

E: Sure, whatever!

DF: 1. Trying to rule Neopia, 2. Trying not to save Neopia, 3. Stealing stuff, 4. Being mean, really really mean >:[, 5. and more.... I forgot.

E: OK #3. Were you anything before a Faerie?

DF: Of course! I was an ordinary Neopian like you until one day.. (**stops**)

E: Hello?

DF: Sorry, can we skip that question?

E: Sure :)

E: Do you have any best friends or friends? If so who were they?

DF: Duh, everyone has friends! Speaking of friends, I have to meet the Fire Faerie on the concert in Tyrannian. Make it quick. I can do at least 3-5 more questions! Chop Chop!

E: Yah, #4. Do you admire anyone? If so who are they and why?

DF: I admire you and o0atomickitten0o because you're both average Neopians who understand everyone and accept who they are. You also help people with many things and give all your stuff away to the needy.

E: Aww... thank you very much but how did you know that, it's suppose to be a private thing for me.

DF: Look, I'm a Faerie. What can you expect from a Faerie?

E: Thanks again and I will surely tell o0atomickitten0o.

DF: No problem, just go....

E: OK #5. What would you do in the future?

DF: Oh my gosh, I'm soo sorry, I have to meet the Fire Faerie! We can meet again right?

E: Sure, where?

DF: How about your NeoHome?

E: OK!

E: Thanks for letting us interview you! We gladly appreciate it.

DF: Good DAY!

(**wind blows and the sky turns purple**)(**the DF wavesand screams good-bye**)

E: Well, that's all about the interview with the DF, I hop she comes back. o0atomickitten0o, you're on!

o0atomickitten0o: OK!! Everyone, have a goodnight and you don't need to watch out for the DF, she's awfully nice! Thanks for everything.. This is channel Neo 11 closing down!