Are You a Neopian Addict? Take This Quiz to Find Out...

by rust_the_wolf

Answer TRUTHFULLY to these questions and find out how much your addicted.

1. You suddenly find a stray cockatiel in your backyard (real case with my neighbor). What is your first impulse to call him? (for those curious, the name turned out to be Shane.)
A. Pteri
B. Tweety, but Shoyru for a nickname
C. Puppy

2. At school you have a sudden longing to-
A. Scratch that itch on your back
B. Jump into a pool of chocolate pudding
C. Run home and glue yourself to the chair in front of your computer

3. You close your eyes and type something on the computer, when you open your eyes you see-
A. A letter to that hunk/chick at school
B. A Neopian times article, one sure to be put in it
C. A jumble of letters. Remember the fact I can't read!

4. When you get home from school you-
A. Start immediately on your homework like the perfect kid you are
B. Walk around, drooling
C. Jump on the computer and only leave to use the rest room

5. If someone granted you one wish it would be-
A. To leave forever in the real world of Neopia, your pets being real
B. World Peace and Eternal Happiness (*snort* Yeah right!)
C. To sit in front of your computer for about an hour with no interruptions

6. When eating a chocolate bar you automatically think-
A. Boy is this good
B. I bet chocolate Chias are better...
C. I wonder how many calories are in this? (Another Yeah right!)

7. When you see that your new cousin's nickname is going to be Lenny (like so coincidentally mine is) then you-
A. Wonder if she resembles a tall, ostrich, like bird.
B. Think about how cute a nickname that is
C. Uh... nickname... what is a nickname?

8. You see the word "guild" as one of your homework definitions. The definition you put is:
A. A small group of people doing the same thing
B. Uh... I dunno
C. A club on Neopia Speaking of which, if you ever go on, here is the address to mine...

9. When you here the words "flotsam" or "jetsam" you think about-
A. The goods of a sunken ship
B. Flotsams and Jetsams.
C. Thinking? How do you do that?

10. Your reaction to this test is-
A. Wow! I hope I ace this like all do all the math ones!
B. I've already told you! I don't like to think!
C. Ha! You think this determines who is a Neopian addict? Check out MY life...

Answers (Add up your score!)
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1. A=3, B=2, C=0
2. A=1, B=0, C=3
3. A=1, B=3, C=0
4. A=0, B=0, C=3
5. A=3, B=0, C=3
6. A=1, B=3, C=0
7. A=3, B=0, C=0
8. A=1, B=0, C=3,
9. A=0, B=3, C=0
10. A=0, B=0, C=3

Results
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0-9 points: Um... I think I have a little question for you. Why are ya reading the Neopian times? I mean, ya can't read... And your definitely not addicted...

10-19 points: *yawn* Just another average Neopian... On the computer about only *gasp* 1 or 2 hours a day...

20-29 points: Wow, hey, you've achieved the rank of a Neopian addict!

30 points: Oh my god... I'm not alone... it looks like I'm not The only person who lives on NeoPets.com! For us, hour hours is minimum time... there is no maximum.