The Mysterious Disappearance of the Missing Link!!!

by chikorita68

As you may have realised the Missing Link is gone, as to where he is the authorities are still puzzled. But his mysterious disappearance may have something to do with the enormous crack in the Ice Cave floor. I am here with Dr. Sloth, the main suspect of the cause of the earthquake that rocked Neopia on the 20th day of Running at 6:00 p.m. NST!

Chikorita68: I have a theory that the Missing Link's whereabouts are known by you, Dr. Sloth. Is this true?

Dr. Sloth: I don't have to tell you anything!

Chikorita68: But, Dr. Sloth you wanted this interview!

Dr. Sloth: Oh, yes well........

Chikorita68: So do you know or not know?

Dr. Sloth: I know many things. I am the greatest mind of all time. What do you wish to know??

Chikorita68: I already told you! Are you stalling? Anyway, do you know the whereabouts of the Missing Link?

Dr. Sloth: Why would I know where that grumpy old frozen Chia is!

Chikorita68: Did you say Chia?

Dr. Sloth: Can't you hear? Of course I said Chia!

Chikorita68: Hmmm.... the Missing Link is missing and I think I know where he was.

Dr. Sloth: Ahh...eeee...aaaa...ummm..really.....

Chikorita68: We have solved the mystery! I think that the Missing Link got bored of being cold and went on vacation to the Mystery Island, the location of the start of the earthquake. Seconds before the earthquake began civilians of Neopia heard what they thought was a Chia, the Missing Link is a Chia who may have been at the scene of the earthquake starting point! What do you have to say about this Dr. Sloth?

Dr. Sloth: Ahhh...ahhh...ahhh. What does this have to do with the earthquake?

Chikorita68: If the Missing Link were to holler then it may cause an earthquake.....Dr. Sloth, the Missing Link has a strange molecular make up. This may interest you I am sure, you could create a soldier of ultimate destruction under your control! If you just happened to know that the Missing Link where planning a secret vacation then it would be the perfect chance to plot a kidnapping.

Dr. Sloth: Surely you aren't suspecting me of kidnapping the Missing Link!

Chikorita68: If you captured the Missing Link then it would have screamed and caused the earthquake!

Dr. Sloth: I am outraged!!!

Chikorita68: You had the chance, the motive and you have the mind to pull off such an elaborate plan. What you didn't think of was that people would surely notice the disappearance to the Missing Link!

Dr. Sloth: Uuuhhh....eeee...ahhh..ummm..YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!

Chikorita68: Well that's all folks. But remember keep an eye out for Dr. Sloth and the Missing Link. I'm sure that Dr. Sloth is up to something big!!