Interview with Neil Kauvato

by Zoogerkid

Today we have a special report on our host for the Neo-Market Report, Mr. Neil Kauvato. As we walk into Neil's home we can see the beautiful taperstries on the walls. Oh, dear. There is Neil now.

Neil Kauvato: Hello there.

Zoogerkid: Hello, I would like to interview you for the Neopian Times.

Neil Kauvato: Oh, no dear. I have had enough Neopian Times for this week!

Zoogerkid: My Goodness, we needn't talk about the stocks if you want.

Neil Kauvato: All right. Ask what you need then.

Zoogerkid: Mr.Kauvato, many poeple have been wondering about that disappearance on Valentine's day. You were on vacation, yes? With Maria, right? Was there a particular reason?

Neil Kauvato: Well, working the stock market is no easy business. We need a break.

Zoogerkid: Ah, and why didn't you notify anyone or invite anyone to come with you guys?

Neil Kauvato: Well, there would be too much news, too many question after we would come home if we notified anyone and it costs too much to allow another passenger on our vacation.

Zoogerkid: I would like to know when you started the stock business?

Neil Kauvato: I started when IT started. I heard the news about Nigel and I called him. He said that he would be willing to teach me about how the stock market and our economy work. I used this for my shop and it worked quite well. That is when I decided that I should give news about the stock to ones who have no clue what was happening.

Zoogerkid: Mmm....Hmm. And why did you choose Maria for a partner?

Neil Kauvato: Well, why wouldn't you? She is a very organized woman and very educated, very high IQ. She's always spicying things up a bit, isn't she?

Zoogerkid: Do you understand that your ratings are low?

Neil Kauvato: Oh, of course. Anyone who doesn't should get it by now. People don't actually care about the stock market they just care that it goes up. At least they understand that concept.

Zoogerkid: Do you have a NeoHome?

Neil Kauvato: Oh yes. Very nice, uh, well, we are in it.

Zoogerkid: Oh, yes of course. Do you actually read the Neopian times?

Neil Kauvato: Yes, all the time. And I do say that some of these amatuers are quite bad, no offense.

Zoogerkid: None taken. Well, that is all thank you.

Neil Kauvato: You're welcome.

So there you have it. What is Neil really like? This is all we know so far.