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Captain's Log: Stardate, 64th Day of awakening. YR 436
-12:00 PM. Commanding this vessel has not been an easy task. There are
arguments on the ship about longer work shifts. We did this because of
the attack of those accursed invisible Korbats that attacked last week.
-4:00 PM. We have received Neomail just then. This could quite possibly
mean our end. Here is the message
>Warning Starship MSD-8931.
>You have crossed onto Commander Quebec_Rom's Territory. You have 24 hours
to remove yourself from this space or our Vessel, The SS- >Dreadnaught,
will open fire.
>Yours Sincerly. KraftMazda321. Follower of Quebec_Rom
But we have been in this territory for 48 hours at top speed, we cannot
escape! And of course Quebec_ROM would never listen to reason. We prepared
for assault.
Captain's Log: Stardate, 65th Day of awakening. YR 436
-3:30 PM. We are ready for assault. Shields have been on maximum power
and yesterday we turned off ALL power to our ship, which means today the
power grids are at %200. We imagine we can take a lot of fire. Unfortunately
all our ship is equipped with is 3 Rainbow frost cannons and some side
lightning guns. I don't image we will last long...
-4:20 PM. We have detected his ship approaching, ETA 5 Minutes, I must
stop writing to command my vessel.
"Captain, He's one minute away!, Could you suggest a last minute plan?"
said the ship's pilot.
"No, This is the only way. We must attack. Charge up the cannons," I
replied.
"Captain, he is in firing range, Errr. Why isn't he attacking, he's just
sitting there...We're being hailed."
"On screen!"
The screen turned on and the face of Quebec_ROM was uglier than I last
remember. He stared for a minute. Then began speaking...
"So. You didn't leave my territory. An explanation?" boomed Quebec's
deep voice...
"We didn't have enough time," I said, concealing my fear.
"We would have considered giving you more time to retreat. You never
replied."
"Maybe we can agree on something?"
He disconnected the screen.
"Captain! He's charging his weapons!"
"Open Fire," I yelped.
We fired first, because he was still charging. But we never charged up.
This wouldn't even phase him. Then he fired. When we looked through the
observation screen all we could see was light coming towards us. When
whatever it was hit us, the ship Shook so much we almost went upside-down.
The lights went out and there was damage reports being yelled out of every
computer.
"Pilot! Damage report."
"We're at 70% shields, sir! We can't take another one of those hits!"
"Send a retreat flare and hope he stops."
We launched the flare. It exploded into a huge white firework. Quebec
stopped charging his weapons.
"We're being hailed"
"On Screen!"
Once again we had the sight of Quebec's ugly face on the screen, and
once again he began, not talking, but laughing...
"Hahaha! Do you surrender already?"
"Yes." I sighed. "We surrender."
"Very well. Tell your crew they have one hour to pack before they are
captured and brought aboard."
The screen turned off. The crew around the room began crying, some kept
a straight face.
"Captain?!? How can you let him do that?" said a disturbed looking Acara,
hugging her children... Then something snapped in my brain, I began laughing
uncontrollably.
"Captain! You must do something, how dare you laugh, look at us. We are
ab..."
I stopped her. "Who said we're getting captured? Pilot... How many
surrender flares do we have left?"
"Forty five," he said, sulking. I laughed even louder...
An hour passed and Quebec hailed, "OK. Beam aboard my ship or we will
take your people by force."
I turned to the pilot with a beaming smile, and after what I told him
he smiled back. "You heard Quebec pilot, turn on the teleporter!"
Waiting on the teleport pads were 40 of the 45 surrender flares. In a
powdery flash of light the flares disappeared
"OK pilot, activate the flares NOW!"
"Happy new year," said the pilot in a terminator voice.
We all crowded around the observation deck to watch the fireworks of
the SS-Dreadnaught. We all clapped and cheered. We even launched the rest
of the flares at his ship (Now floating space debris) for fun. Hmm, I
bet my log would love to hear about this...
Captain's Log: Stardate...
The End
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